What are the new memes???

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

DID LEONARDO DICAPRIO ACTUALLY JUST WIN AN OSCAR

I WAS FULLY EXPECTING STEVE HARVEY TO COME OUT AND BE ALL LIKE SORRY YALL THERE’S BEEN A MISTAKE

Text x Elle magazine

mimohsa

i think these are the best reaction pictures that will ever exist of them

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

Not sure what gave you away, Dan. [x]

“@brits: The question is simple. The answer is… ‘A???’ @Danisnotonfire and @AmazingPhil challenge @JessGlynne to spell… 🅰“

Listen…. Humans have been around for 200,000 years. The average human lifespan is around 80 years old. That means we have a .04% chance of existing at the same time as any given human being. You, right now, had the incredible luck to exist at the same exact point in time as Brendon Urie. We are so lucky.

Every single day in the Phandom is like an eternal wonder wheel .