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confusinglump

@confusinglump

I'm not that exciting, I do my own thing. https://confusinglump.tumblr.com/post/182669748324/masterlist
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Every morning I'm all about helping the kids with positive affirmations, telling them to have great day and make good choices.

20 minutes later a lady honks and yells at me cause I'm taking 5 seconds too long to cross the street. Let me tell you I was turning around so fast and getting my phone and emptying my pockets so I can pull this hoe out her car.

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littlefreya

Insta Stories

(Gifs by @b-n-a-o )

@angryschnauzer, @captainbigdy I believe you will get me on the thoughts I have whenever watching this gif set / video.

Warnings: 18+, smut, oral - female receiving.

It was a sunny afternoon, Henry’s thumbs were dug deep into the bones of your hips while his face was buried between your legs. Beard scraping over the supple skin, your flesh jittered with electric tingles as he worked his jaw.

Dudeeeeee. YESSSSSSS

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Ummmmm yes dream, I do need farmer/ranch handler Henry Cavill wearing a blue wornout looking t-shirt, boot cut work jeans and boots. And bless me cause in my dream he helped me get into his beat up red pick up truck and softly kissed my hand before closing the door. We drove on dirt road to I do not know where but he had his left hand on the steering wheel and the other holding my hand. Let me tell y'all he fucking did that smiling and smirk shit, man I was red and blushing. I know some of y'all don't like country but Garth Brooks was on the radio.

It was awesome.

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littlefreya

Don’t Test Me, Pet.

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

Word count: 210, drabbly af.

Warnings: 18+. Bad languages, DD/LG Vibes, daddy kink, no smut but pretty suggestive.

A/N: I stared at this photo and got inspired, not beta’d, super drabbly.

*No permission is given for reposting my work, copying it, ideas or parts it and claiming it as your own*   

If you enjoyed, please give feedback and reblog =).🖤

Title: Don’t test me, Pet.

“Are you going to get your ass into the fucking car, or am I going to have to drag you here myself?”

No sir, I definitely need discipline! Great drabble and that pic

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Loved Henry

*Just an old bitty wondering about a soft Henry Cavill.

He melted each time she tried to reach up to him to lightly kiss each eye while whispering, "mis ojos mas bonitos del mundo" God how he would flush each time she said that. Henry would describe her as gentle, sweet and loving. He found she loved to touch him constantly, not in an overbearing way but her love language was defintely touch equally matching his. Each time she would kiss his shirtless back he felt warmth run through his stomach to the top of his head and travel down to his toes. And after she would hug him from behind and rest her head on his back and sigh contently. Henry felt deeply loved. He knew he always wore a lovesick grin each time she offered to help him, often calling him "mi corazon or mi cielo".

*Mis ojos mas bonitos del mundo/ my most beautiful eyes in the world *mi corazon, mi cielo/ my heart, my sky

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I'm finally getting to watch season 5 of Outlander and Jaime is lighting the cross thing on fire all handsome and hella fine. Then he tosses the his fire torch on the grass with no care in world. Excuse me... well now we can understand about the unfortunate fire in the future article. Gotta be careful yo.

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One precious moment I'm dreaming of Henry and Kal. I'm all cozy with them on the couch cuddling.

Then BAM!!!! I screaming in my dream trying to load a rifle that I have no clue how to do or how it got in my house. But there is a huge ass bear smashing its head through my door trying to get in and eat me.

WTF

I leap up from my bed sweating.

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Dreamt that Henry Cavill finally came home and I was relieved af cause I was a little tired of the kids. He walked in the door eating doritos and gave me a quick dorito kiss and asked me if I was okay. I told him that he needed to fix the fence cause our boys broke a few slats.

His response was an amused, "Again"

Then I woke up.

Now I'm wondering how tf kids can break a cedar fence several times.

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laketaj24

Henry Cavill/ The Witcher Masterlist

Author’s Note: Thought I’d compile these before I lose them. Thanks for reading!

The Witcher:

Moodboards/Headcannons:

 Henry Cavill:

Charles Brandon

August Walker

Napoleon Solo:

Sherlock Holmes

Reblogging to read later! I wish I didn't have to work right now!

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Playing with fire

Summary: August Walker was the new chief of the fire station in town. He could have every girl in town. Except you. Because you didn’t want to be just another number in his long list of conquests. But just once wouldn’t matter… right?

Pairing: FiremanAU!August Walker x Nameless OFC

Wordcount: 3.3k

Warnings: Smut (dirty talk; unprotected sex; oral)

A/N: I did it! I finished my entry for @evnscvll​​ 3K challenge. The next time I pick Firefighter AU and Beyonce’s Ego somebody please slap me. Anyways. Hope you enjoy

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It’s on, baby, let’s get lost

You don’t need to call into work ‘cause you’re the boss

For real, want you to show me how you feel

“It’s almost 11,” Beth called from the front of the store.

“And?” You called back, distracted by the task of refilling some of the pints at the display counter.

“It’s friday,” she clarified, impatient.

“Oh…” You hummed, picking up your mug of coffee as you head outside.

It was a hot summer day. The little ice cream parlor you opened last year would probably be filled to the brink most of the day. So you allowed yourself these 30 minutes every Friday to relax and dream. Dream about the firefighters across the street that were doing their weekly workout routine outside, whenever the weather allowed it.

“He’s back,” Beth whispered as you sat down next to her.

“Who?”

“Oh you know fully well who I’m talking about.” She rolled her eyes, hiding her grin behind her glass. You turned your attention to the other side of the street, your eyes going straight to him, even if he had his back to you.

Ohhhhhh

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