My Daughter, The Jock

Oh no, I’m crying.

This is one of my favorite things about being a parent: how you learn things that you might not have had to otherwise. That’s the thing about it–yes, I love my daughter and she is the focus of my parenting goals, but my experiences with her have helped me learn and grow in ways I never expected, and I’m grateful.

i do not trust the passing of time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

Neal is a hecking gift.

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

If you’re nonbinary, no matter how you present yourself or appear to others, you’re looking very nonbinary today.

Day 167 of 365 - Fall Out Boy, “Pavlove”

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.

Loving

Every

Single

Bi woman

Intensely

And

Neverendingly

B.I.

Bitch

ILoveLesbians

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack