today's nonsense phrase my brain has decided to torment me with by putting on repeat: "You're gonna get sklunked skrizzly style" ???

*googles the seemingly completely made up words my brain has presented me with today*

hmm. i see.

This is still happening to me btw, if you even care, but now in this form:

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i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says

paul

thats why i ran

and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic

Since I’m not a tease, I bravely scoured my archive for the original fic and here she is

i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better

continuation

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

I was thinking "nah, why would they? not the right vibe" and was going to just assume the answer was no, but...

...I was very surprised to learn that in fact, they did. (close by, that is)

Knowledge Revenge.

today's nonsense phrase my brain has decided to torment me with by putting on repeat: "You're gonna get sklunked skrizzly style" ???

*googles the seemingly completely made up words my brain has presented me with today*

hmm. i see.

wheres that one image thats like "wtf is my coworker drawing" and its like a dude with circuits going into his eyes captioned like 9 DAY WORK WEEK

I gotchu