Buy Me Plants And Make Me Feel Pretty

@i-love-the-boy-in-my-bed / i-love-the-boy-in-my-bed.tumblr.com

Jewelia-25

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birdcagesandbutterflies

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

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Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

aziraphales-flaming-cock

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chthonicillness

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

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drops-of-universe

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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disappointment3265

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

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gayearthcandies

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Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

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I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time

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Ohhhh my god I’m back on this app I feel like I’m in middle school

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They got her back in the middle of the turn up

Renaissance painting energy

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how could dave do this

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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

mostly-funnytwittertweets

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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