having a threesome is NOT about sexual attraction. it's about recreating and critiquing the nuclear family unit through a post structuralist lens
jesus CHRIST tumblr needs to get laid more often
this post is about my experience having threesomes. trust that i AM getting laid.
lol i am defeated, good for you dude. genuinely love this for you.
And, yeah, let's have some Paul Gross pics, while we're at it.
it's easy to forget, when watching due south, how insanely hot paul gross is, because benton fraser is a towering achievement in making an insanely hot man totally unattractive
that said
jesus CHRIST
Hieronymus Bosch, Detail from the Triptych of The temptations of St. Anthony
You’ve got a fast carp,
I’ve got a plan to get us out of here
What is your favourite small, painfully human gesture?
and also if we can just:
hey girl just a heads up. i was talking to your boyfriend and he called the character exclusively referred to by their last name by their first name
ok i have no idea who any of these people are BUT
I wrote a Godfather fic recently
(it's great, go read it)
and Sonny constantly calls Tom Hagen Tommy, especially when they're fucking
and my beta, who more or less hasn't seen the film since it was in theaters in the 70s, kept referring to him as Tommy when we were discussing the fic
and it was all i could not to be like THAT'S NOT HIS NAME
having a threesome is NOT about sexual attraction. it's about recreating and critiquing the nuclear family unit through a post structuralist lens
jesus CHRIST tumblr needs to get laid more often
not reading wips feels anti-fanfiction to me. and i don't mean that in a "so you're a bad person if you don't read them" kinda way. do what you want. but i also feel, that you are completely missing the point. with fanfiction you're supposed to come along for the ride. the epic highs and lows of highschool football. the comment sections. the conversations. the theories. the "sorry i didn't update last week i was abducted by aliens and then my cat got stuck in a tree." LIKE. if you just want a story that's fully finished and polished go to a bookstore. fanfic is an EXPERIENCE. and ALSO. participating in the process is part of the way you make fanfic writing worth while. it's part of how you thank authors. like why would anyone write fanfiction if no one was going to interact with them until it was done? it again feels like a way that fanfiction is being eaten by consumer culture. you're waiting for your product. but this is supposed to be a club. you don't turn up to drama club like "where's my play bitch?" NO ma'am. we're supposed to paint these cardboard trees together. ok. i may have lost control of this metaphor. BUT YOU GET IT.
lol this take is insane
sorry bro, i am here to read shit and sometimes write shit. i have literally never been here to join drama club. i have a life other than in the glowing box.
and i do not read WIPs because i literally do not remember what happens in serialized stories. i used to have to reread all the harry potter books every time a new one came out.
people can interact with things in a different way than you and it is actually fine.
(except people who skip to the last page of a book before they read the book, those people are monsters who deserve to be shunned out of society.)
a million little times
NOW KISS OH MY GOD.
fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california
KRISTEN STEWART Rolling Stone Magazine (Feb 14, 2024)
the cover image is easily the least erotic because so many of these are
i mean i made an involuntary squeak at #6 (reading left to right)
oh okay.
ngh
DOS discussing Charles’ accent.
literally makes me feel like i'm having a stroke, nbd
hawkeye + pregnancy
"why does hawkeye have queer vibes" they ask
TAYLOR SWIFT & TRAVIS KELCE singing "Love Story" at the Chiefs Super Bowl afterparty (Feb 12, 2024)
i do not like taylor swift as a rule but actually this is adorable.
A certain je ne sais paw
