Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

“But the age of consent is-” Okay but hear me out: stop trying to fuck kids

my heart says yes but my mom says no

unfortunately god made me a gamer so I’ll never find love

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

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hey angel. do u know the reason why one direction always lie

me: hello me, internally: did i say too much

this is what we stay alive for

Too faaaast

first of all hair style if that even is ur name

me: i never want to be put through that amount of stress ever again

brain: there’s the possibility he tours the album

me:

💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖

niallhoran: Rocco rose . 😠😠.