off the rails on a medicated train

He loves club life

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.

Every time this post comes around it’s funnier

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

what they all have in common:

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

Yes.

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

we're fucked