This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELPPPPP

here have some more nonsense.

this is after she gets back from the underworld. ;P

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

@drdarrah

As a kid, I for real thought he was dating Gimli.

This is because he is for real dating Gimli.

DID SOMEONE SAY * CRACKS KNUCKLES *#BIWEEK !? 

let’s do this. 

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

I need this movie in my life now.

you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts

Y’all r wildin OUT

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

Freakin’ AMAZING!!!

Bitch. I’m deceased I’m in my casket because this shit is bomb

Bitch I’m shaped like Gloria the hippo and y'all can’t take me or her okaaaay.

at first I was skeptical

BUT THEN I WAS ENLIGHTENED

GASP DOH

@carbureted

day seven: a romantic moment

I cried

thanks @ florence welch for fulfilling my musical needs of songs about the stars and the moon and the great big sky and the deep and terrifying ocean

but also thanks @ florence for writing absolute bangers about arson and all-consuming guilt and night terrors and human sacrifice because i need those just as much

LONDON! Come to Burley Fisher Books next Thursday (5th October) for a Baking With Kafka signing and slideshow. Get a ticket here: http://burleyfisherbooks.com/event/baking-with-kafka-tom-gauld/

Drew some lovely Dragon Age: Inquisition ladies ft. my Mage Lavellan Inquisitor who got a nice happy ending of domestic married life and 2.5 mabari with Cullen~ x

DA2 ladies here

i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out