juliette-poesy reblogged
“Is that, uh,” a pause, “the name is familiar, don’t get me wrong, but there’s a chance that I have a drugs test soon. I don’t want to take a chance with something that I’m not certain could get me a pass. I can have a small sip, see what it tastes like, but honestly, please tell me if you’ve spiked it because I’ll have to stop and try something else.”
“Drank?”
“I would never spike something and not tell people, okay that may or may not be a lie, but this go-go drank is all drug test proof since nothing’s illegal.” She nodded with affirmation, a smile crossing her face. “Drank, that’s what all the kool kats say these days, like on fleek and YOLO and hashtag. You should try that in one of your fancy speeches.”
