Leigh: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic... I just described a dog, didn’t I?
Luke: Yeah, but people love dogs!
Michael: You can’t possibly be that stupid
Perrie: Don’t underestimate me
Jade: *pretends to stretch her arms*
Jade: *puts her arm around Perrie*
Ashton: *watches Jade*
Ashton: *pretends to stretch his arms*
Ashton: *accidentally elbows Calum in the face*
Calum: Stop starring at my ass!
Jade: Stop pointing your ass in my direction!
Jesy: How do you plan to explain this mess?
Michael: I’m gonna say verbally
Perrie: Because judging by the tone of your voice....
Luke: -You might not be in the mood for the dance performance we prepared
Jesy: Am I a good person? No
Jesy: Do I try to be better everyday? Also no
Leigh: Mike, status update
Michael: At this point we’re not flirting with disaster; we’re rounding third base and asking disaster if it has any condoms
Calum: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Ash
Ashton: You’re my award Cal
Perrie: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Jade
Jade: Hell yeah I do. You’re really annoying sometimes
Perrie: Hey guys - why are you all standing in chairs? Are you playing a game?
Calum: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big ass spider and don’t know where it went”
Perrie: *scrambles onto a chair*
Michael: Did Luke just walk in here wearing a bikini top?
Jesy: And a hula slirt?
Michael: Yeah...
Jesy: He did
PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER SWORE AND IM DYING
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alec: asks magnus more than once if he’s okay
alec: knows magnus needs his space although he’s worried
alec: goes back and tells magnus that he loves him and is not leaving until they talk
alec: tells magnus that it’s okay and hugs him
me:
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
boopong
being in a public restroom
dirudo
being in a public
boopong
being
spoopflow
people adding things 2 my posts
boopong
your posts
spoopflow
ur blog
dyrks
u
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
itsdeepforhappypeople
you thinking that comment was necessary
nucleic-asshole
thinking
fuckboy4equality
wen u zoom in
the-clockwork-crow
I love this post
love
the-clockwork-crow
It just keeps getting better
ilikechildren–fried
overused captions
spookleic-asshole
Tumblr’s new layout
this-is-cthulhu-privilege
tumblr
im-patrick-stumped
the internet
thedailylaughs
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
that70sshowwriters
Long ass posts
Ass
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#me
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Percy: OMG ANNABETH MY NAME HAS JASON'S NAME IN IT
Annabeth: Wha-?
Percy: Percy Jackson. Jackson. Jackson without the 'ck' is Jason!!!!
Annabeth:
Percy: Oh gods, I have to go tell him right now! Bye!!
Annabeth: *grabs him* PERCY IT'S TWO A.M HE'S SLEEPING, LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW. LIKE I WAS, UNTIL YOU SCREAMED IN MY EAR
Percy: *sigh* okay.....
[The door bursts open]
Jason: PERCY YOUR NAME HAS MY NAME IN IT
Percy: JASON YES IT REALLY DOES
Piper: *runs in* I'm sorry Annabeth I tried to stop him!
Annabeth: *facepalm* Come on, let's go over to your place Pipes.
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percy jackson has a basketball coach I’m dead bye
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pERCY JACKSON HAS A BASKETBALL COACH IM DEAD BYE
smoke the boys on the court slam dunk ya b*tch!
“Ball is life” - Percy Jackson
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but you see you are not realizing the true revelation here. Percy Jackson is actually Troy Bolton and the super smart girl he is in love with is Annabeth Chase Gabriella Montez
Get’cha head in the game Jackson
AND WHAT TEAM?!?
nickdiangelos
WILDCATS!!!
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Leo and Percy together are literally the greatest thing