You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run

I was expecting anything but not Bard

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

yeah thanks. um and if you see that woman who sometimes comes running up here could you tell her that i’m- yeah the one who makes all those deals with god. yeah. could you tell her this is the hill i’m dying on and she needs to find a different one? fuck hang on i can see those two kids with that pail of water again give me a second-

have u ever been so desperate

made a femme soup today that was so good she looked at me after the first bite and said "you are so fucking good at this" and kissed me

heres the recipe:

YOU CANT JUST PUT THIS IN THE TAGS AND NOT TELL ME THE STORY

minnow you are doing the lord’s work

AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

My favorite thing about dungeon meshi fans is that they share just enough to make it incomprehensible. Does Falin being resurrected with a blood sacrifice have any moral or ethical implications? Fuck if I know. How and why does she become a chimera? Fuck if I know, I only recently found out that the chimeraification happens AFTER the resurrection, so I guess that girl is having A Week.

Where the fuck did Chilchuck and Senshi come from? No idea, Laios just hired them I'm assuming? When how and why does the cat girl show up? No idea. Why do there seem to be like 70 characters when 99% of the screenshots are just the same four dudes? I dunno.

Game of Thrones and Supernatural fans forced me to know more about that show than I ever wanted so in a way I appreciate the Dungeon Meshi fandom for being completely incomprehensible. God speed you crazy bastards.

i hope im not only a masculine woman to you all but a feminine man as well

someone replied to one of my posts about gale “some of us are actually real lesbians. get help! ♥️”

if we’re looking past the idea that you can’t be a lesbian if you have a crush on a fictional character. the “get help” is making me imagine telling my therapist we have to put my trauma work on hold so I can talk about Gale Dekarios Baldur’s Gate and what he is to me

i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

nothing could top this

a post even a mutual couldn't love