you know it’s true
you know it’s true
wish i had this body
The weird, unsettling noise your home makes at night are the ghosts trying to tell you that you are doing a good job and they are proud of you.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
penis
thanks for your contribution
Brother 😞
even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters
OUR BABY GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP!
Happy pride month video gays
I would like to personally thank the whoevers that designed Hanzo’s animated short model bc I owe you my fucking L I FE
Just Moira Main Stuff #21
Sending out an orb only for it to hit a wall and go the exact opposite direction you wanted it to
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
Made all the wrong decisions
When you’re playing Sombra and nobody’s complained the entire match.
Reblog if you love sea dogs
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN