parents will always tell ya theyll kick u out if u get a tattoo but my mom saw my tattoo and all she did was point it out and narrow her eyes and my dad saw my tattoo and all he did was scoff and say āokā so lmao my advice is get a tattoo if u wanna get a tattoo
The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument
Iām crying from laughing so hard
my mom knows nothing about ace attorney but she laughed so hard at this
i hate it when villagers in new leaf come to my house and i go out of my way to be there while they stare at my potted plant for 6 minutes straight, and theyāre likeĀ āwow your furniture is so out of placeā like keep your fucking opinions to yourself, i donāt come over to your ugly ass robot-themed house and call you an unwashed star wars fan, go tell that piece of shit blue otter what you think about my house maybe heāll hire you and youāll become the protagonist in the MTV home tour spinoff game you asshole
concept: me in very bright primary colors, my girlfriend in a totally normal outfit but her t-shirt reads "if you're mean to my clown I'll attack"
never underestimate the power of telling yourself āwoah calm down there edge lordā every once in a while
i loved your thesis bro <3 hmu
someone made a meme and i couldnāt stop thinking about it
[me on a date] anyway thatās every reported eyewitness account of mothman throughĀ ā68, and thatās just in west virginia! ha ha but enough about me letās hear about your top five cryptids
āŖI have so many interests but can never start on any of them. Or, I keep starting projects just to abandon them half way through. More contradicting ADHD things (that drive me nuts)ā¬
āŖAlmost through with the year! Iām planning a fun themed January, I hope youāll enjoy it! (RSD is fun, right?). Please consider supporting me on patreon if you like my comics :)
one time an old lady told me, unprompted, āyou have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the pianoā and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc
SayingĀ āIām back on my bullshitā is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit youāre talking about unless youāve made it obvious before or while saying it.
To be back on your bullshit you need to be off your bullshit ever. But Iām over here jumping from bullshit to bullshit like Iām playing some kind of platforming game. The only times Iām not on my bullshit are when Iāve fallen off the platforms and canāt get out of the lava to get back on my bullshit.
Todayās aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because youāre definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whateverās in it any minute now.
This is a personal attack.
*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon
*bonks myself in the head*Ā *bonks myself in the head*Ā *bonks myself in the head*Ā *bonks myself in the head*Ā *bonks myself in the head*Ā *bo
onision breaks down like a fucking ace attorney antagonist
Tumblr banned porn almost a year ago and in itās wake has arisen theĀ ātender, longing, achingā text post genre that you see today
the jerk-off market is low, but the emotionally horny market is high and as vaguely impotent as ever
Sheās helping wrap presents