Violet Sky

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

POV; the most insufferable class at Beacon (aka the vibes for volumes 1-3)

gays will be like his drip was insane and its just a lesbian with a sword (I'm gays)

even though she's dropped the exo-skeleton (because she no longer needs it), i like that they've decided to have Winter keep the ponytail

she honestly looks better with it than the strict bun she had initially and it also works as symbolic of her character growth, that she's now less strict, more inclined to question authority and let herself be a person rather than force herself to be an unthinking machine

Qrow: "I am already a single father to like ten kids, NO WAY am I adopting you two!"

Broke: Nobody finds out what happened to Team RWBY before they return

Woke: The Junior Detectives figure it out by complete accident and nobody believes them.

"nO nEw ChArAcTeRs" Sun says, TAUNTING us with exactly that.

when two queens (maidens) meet up to maximize their joint slay

I HAVE BIRBS. AND THEODORE. AND THE SUMMER MAIDEN WHO IS KEPT A SECRET BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY WOULD.

bars

It's giving Aly & Aj

I think people have forgotten what an album is supposed to be

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

back to rereading it

he is like . mopping the fucking floor with elon

your honor mr bankston teased my client into admitting he lies under oath :(

do you have a list of tweets that i’m allowed to talk about?

more cuntiness from bankston + musk confirming he had an account where he roleplayed as his toddler son???

“even alex jones attorney knew how to do that” LOLLL . ends as good as it begun

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

bah, nasty little things.

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

I don’t think the club could handle her