"Mm. And this has nothing to do with Belle, I'm sure..." - Loki (x)
Anonymous asked:
Your adoring fans miss your updates!! Please come back soon!
Awww, you're the sweetest!! *clears throat* And I mean that in the most evil way possible of course.
So we have some news. Actual news.
We're both returning... WITH A WHOLE NEW STYLE!!
I really hope you guys like it as much as we do. It gives us a lot more creative freedom and it looks pretty damn awesome. If we do say so ourselves. Fine, if I say so myself. Villains are allowed to brag, we're a delight.
My new schedule will be every other Saturday, until I get back into posting. That means this Saturday. And something even more exciting?
The Cafe is returning before us, debuting our new and improved super-awesome style.
Stay tuned minions. That's an order.
Vee isn't taking her banishment very gracefully... (x)
Her methods don't exactly land her a sparkly frame in the Heroes Cafe... (x)
"I’m sure the two who thought otherwise will find a way to ease their grief." - Rumplestiltskin (x)
Happy New Year, Minions!!
Happy holidays Dearies. I hope you get everything you desire. And if not? Well... you know where I am if you want to make a deal... - Rumplestiltskin (x)
"I am not staying with that crazy cat woman." - Vee (x)
So what do you think minions? Should we send her to Umbridge?
Really? You broke the kid's timeline for a cocktail? - Crowley
Tell me, what exactly should I be jealous of? - Loki
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Why so serious Joker? Do you need Twisty to put a smile on that face? - Loki
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What? It gets chilly without hair!
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"Do you really think I wasted all my time in the cafe flirting and firing arrows?" - Loki (x)
"I've met some fucked up people in my time, but you? Someone should've drowned you at birth." - Vee
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Give him one fan and he insults everyone in the bar...
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"You're becoming rude. You might want to be careful about that." - Hannibal
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