The Lavender Haze video is out now. There is lots of lavender. There is lots of haze. There is my incredible costar Laith Ashley who I absolutely adored working with. This was the first video I wrote out of the 3 that have been released, and this one really helped me conceptualize the world and mood of Midnights, like a sultry sleepless 70’s fever dream. Hope you like it 😁
white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*
Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”
“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”
‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’
“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”
“You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
Forever going with the flow, but you’re friction
Winona Ryder, 1990.
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr
I had a dream last night that I was interviewing Julian Bunetta about his songwriting for FOUR and I wouldn’t stop calling him “Mr. Bulian” and he kept saying “that’s not my name” And I was like “not according to this paper I have” and just showed him a paper where I had written “Julian Bulian”
THE PLEASURE OF LOVE IN IRAN ‘Plaisir d'amour en Iran’ (1976) dir. Agnès Varda
So, I’m saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?
THOR: RAGNAROK 2017 | dir. Taika Waititi
Pretty much me every day.
barbie is Bi.
Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt
the B in LGBT stands for Barbie
Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me
At least we still have Bi Barbie
Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!
<3 I hope Barbie and her girlfriends are doing okay right now <3
Barbie is also poly-amorous and ken is absolutely ok with this. Evidence:
He’s Ken’s buddy™️
just bros bein guys bein dudes amiright
and they were buddies
Oh my god they were buddies
“All of Ken’s clothes fit him!” ……….bro
#thank u for ur honesty magneto
“Magneto proclaims himself as the supreme gay, but considers that Thor might be gayer.”
Universal Classic Monsters
