Kiss her back while you hittin it from the back

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

No fucking cap

Exactly

laughing together with someone you like having around is probably the most purest form of happiness

Rich that Americans don't shut the fuck up about Chinese surveillance and censorship when the NSA is the biggest global surveillance network that logs an incomprehensible amount of information and the Big social media sites now censor you for questioning US propaganda

My girlfriend made a Facebook post bout the United States murdering over 200 people by shooting down the Iran Air Flight 655 and never apologized. Twitter removed it as "misinformation" because technically George HW Bush sent a half assed letter. People are getting suspended and even banned for talking about controversial topics that makes the USA look bad or challenges its monopoly on truth

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/03/us-cuban-twitter-zunzuneo-stir-unrest

https://www.codastory.com/authoritarian-tech/instagram-iran-soleimani/

https://venezuelanalysis.com/news/14294

“One of our kittens only sleeps in my daughters doll bathtub” 

(via)

Sweet Taqwacore fashion out of Indonesia i believe.

I can’t breathe

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.