With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no FLESH, he had no s k i n, he had no eyes and he had no face. All he had was a SKULL for a head.
_______________ [ Indie Skulduggery Pleasant Written by Anna ]
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With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no FLESH, he had no s k i n, he had no eyes and he had no face. All he had was a SKULL for a head.
_______________ [ Indie Skulduggery Pleasant Written by Anna ]
finally, now that tech & opening is done, I can sit down & make myself some new promos & posts this week.
amazon prime’s the boys sentence starters ↪ taken from seasons 1 & 2. contains non-contextual mild s2 spoilers. some have been slightly altered to better fit out of context. alter as you see fit ♡
SPIRIT | @metuere
Spirit looks closely enough to see: darkness? Just darkness. It could be the reflection of nighttime sky or the tint of his glasses. She’s not smart enough to yet suspect skeletal sockets. The occasional click of Skulduggery’s tongue is the only thing stopping her from believing she’s speaking to a spectre floating in a man’s clothes.
It’s as interesting as the banshee and not nearly as depressing. She mirrors his pose without thinking about it; it’s a subconscious attempt to look more qualified for investigations of this sort than her twenty-something garb and cloudy green eyes suggest.
“Your job? Who hired you, the drunks?”
Has she seen the banshee? Spirit answers before Skulduggery can say who hired him. She’s desperate to be as in on this as he is.
“I hear her. And I hear she drowned someone—no one else knows she did it, I thought. Ruled an accident, they say—” She diverts her own train of thought. “—I don’t know what to do when other people can see then. When it gets that heavy.”
He watches her carefully, (a wariness growing about him), a care to not give himself away, as she mirrors his own gesture, as her hands settle upon her own hips, like a child pretending to be all grown up amongst a party of boring adults. Even if such was the case, it seemed to display her age even further to the detective, whose head cocks to the side, & who tries not to let out a long sigh. It was always the young adults who were like this. So eager & excited, & desperate to prove themselves. Not at all like the dull grown ups, who wandered about like the dead & gave uninspired, often stupid answers, so blind to the world around them. It was the young adults who always glowed with life & passion-- & a desire to be included. Adults never wanted included. Not on anything like this. Secretly, he’s hoping he won’t have any reason to tell the sensitives about her. It never felt right to alter the memories of people so early in their lives. Especially the mortals... god knew they had so little to remember, anyway. He’s opening his mouth to answer her question, a chortle caught between his teeth, but she’s speaking over him again & Skulduggery finds himself straightening his spine, a gloved hand reaching up & back, to scratch at the back side of his head. So.... she did know about the Banshee. That was undeniable. & that would make Skulduggery’s job just a tad more difficult. Inhale, exhale. His chest moves with the sound, the rest of his body deathly still. His mind is racing to come up with an answer that won’t give too much away. “First of all,” His voice slips out slow, at first, though it gains its regular lilting speed quickly, as if he hadn’t been shaken in the least, as he once more glances behind him ( as his hand falls back to his side, a long index finger tapping against his thigh, ) “No, uh... no, no drunks hired me,” A slight chuckle, a shake of the head, a slight shrug caught at the edge of his figure, “I’m afraid I can’t tell you exactly who hired me...all of this is.. just a little secret, you know. Just believe me when I say that the situation is in very, very good hands. Now, erm... second,” Here, he pauses. considers his words carefully, sends another glance over his shoulder. There’s a gust of wind that tugs itself across the land, at bites at the branches of the trees, & at Skulduggery’s side, his fingers flex & bunch into a fist, (& his hat & coat do not even budge as the cold autumn breeze passes by.) “Second: there are a few people that know the true nature of the drowning, & they’re all people that call the woman by what she is. They’re also the people telling regular citizens that the drowning was a mere accident-- & for good reason. Normal people aren’t supposed to know about the reality Banshees, & it’s the job of people like me to make sure that the Banshees don’t make themselves known... whether by their mere presence or by their sheer bloodlust. As far as anyone else is concerned, they are what they’ve always been: mere myth. & me & my employers would like to keep it that way... at least, in the eye of the public.” There is another hesitation. His hand is raising again, to straighten his tie against his chest, & the scarf shifts ever so slightly with it, flashes bleached white of a cheekbone, (as he moves to right the wrong.) Tries not to draw too much mind to it. “You say that you hear her-- That’s... not completely uncommon. But if you’ve been seeing her, well. That’s an entirely different can of worms. Do you see strange things often?”
Hey y’all!! I’m still here- This week has been crazy busy & emotionally stressful so I’ve not been online at all. We are finishing up tech for a show right now, but as soon as opening is finished this weekend, I’ll be back in for more replies & ask responses <3
With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no FLESH, he had no s k i n, he had no eyes and he had no face. All he had was a SKULL for a head.
_______________ [ Indie Skulduggery Pleasant Written by Anna ]
NIAMH || @intothewildsea·
“You know, when you asked me to move in with you, I didn’t realize just how much junk I have to go through in order to do so.”
Niamh looks at the half-empty boxes, the expression on her face wavering between overwhelmed and exasperated. In her arms is a pile of books, which she is torn between discarding or keeping. She can’t read, but they have pretty pictures, and she likes to look through them…
Oh, she’s the worst at this. She’s been trying to pack up the sitting room for at least three hours by now.
How she was able to fit so much junk into her tiny cottage, she’ll never know. “How can I choose what to keep and what to get rid of? I want to keep all of it.” Not surprising, considering she spent most of her life in the sea where she had no possessions, save for her sealskin and some seashells. She’s gotten quite the collect of knick-knacks and other little things.
She turns to Skulduggery, pouting, books still hugged in her arms. “Help?”
Her voice is like the lapping of the sea against the shore, lilting & beautiful, & Skulduggery finds himself lost in its tone- even among such menial tasks, even now. It had been such a whirlwind, moving forward, asking her to move in-- unplanned, it was true, but what great adventures ever had a clear cut road map? All he knows is that he is at peace, for once in a very, very long time. At peace, & with a woman he adores. Gloved hands shove into pockets, ankles crossed as the man (the dead man), leans against the doorway & watches on with blank skull staring ever forward. But there’s a posture of warmth & interest that holds him, that suggests bright eyes & soft smiles. & When she turns to him? A laugh.
“Junk? Now, who’s to say it’s junk?” His voice, Irish velvet against the air, seems to exude affection, as he steps forward & over a box of knick-knacks, bends down, & plucks out a single piece of sea-worn glass. It’s dull at its edges & unrecognizable from what it once was, (but pretty, & shining at its center, like a jewel.) Trash? Perhaps, a long time ago. But trash once ugly, shaped by the sea... & made beautiful. Maybe, perhaps, a touch like his own heart. His skull tilts. He glances at Niamh. “.... All right, there may be a few things here that wouldn’t be everyone’s.... er.... well... treasures.” He’s teasing, of course. The smile is clear in his tone. The piece of glass is put back gently, with care. He knows it matters to her. It all matters to her, in some way. & who better than Skulduggery to understand the importance of small joys? Pause. There’s a breath of silence. He thinks. “But,” His hand, now, at his side flexes, (& there’s the feeling of magic that seems to fill the space about him,) & a box, pushed by the very air in the room, settles beside him. There’s a sharpie inside. Upon the box, he writes in bold, sloppy letters: K E E P. His other hand is reaching out, asking (wordlessly) for permission to hold the books cradled in her arms. “If you are intent upon sorting through it all, well... We’ll start with these: Do you like these books, & would you like to keep them?” He thinks he knows the answer, for all of it. Upon a yes, of course, he’ll settle them in the box. She doesn’t need to worry about it- he had an attic, & a vault, & Skulduggery doesn’t mind renting a moving van if that’s what it takes to get it all home. It’s clear his mind is made up, at least: he hadn’t bothered to make a box that said trash.
GHASTLY || @motleyscrew·
the door to the shop opens and ghastly knows the presence long before he looks up. skulduggery. the air he brings with him is distinct. “long time, skul,” this might be the first time they’ve seen each other since ghastly’s finished physical therapy. his hands shake minutely - not enough to warrant concern, unless the other knew where to look. he offers a warm smile, but it doesn’t reach his eyes - never seems to these days. he sets down the stitching he’s working on - it’s crooked, anyhow, he’ll have to start over - and folds his hands on the table to stop the visible tremors. “what can i do for you?”
@skuldxggxry· // HERE WE GO AGAIN
Gloved hands press against door, pushing the man’s way in, (slow, hesitant,) as if there is a heaviness following the detective, wrapped about him, a strange, somber sorrow- After all, how else should Skulduggery feel, visiting this good, good friend, knowing how much had been taken from him? Ghastly, of course, recognizes him immediately- how could he not?- but the welcome feels stale, the smile unfinished, broken, (like a chipped teacup: not quite whole.) Skulduggery, of course, makes every effort to seem as if he hasn’t noticed. His hands have shoved, nonchalant, into his pockets, his long legs carrying him to the nearest countertop where he leans, unceremoniously, back against it. His hat is tilted, of course, as always, at that impossible, cocky angle, & his chin raises, the hint of a smile at his ever-grinning teeth. If he was wearing his facade, he might have even raised a brow. “Ghastly,” His voice is a rolling laugh, a joke, trying to lighten the mood. But the worry is slipping through. That somber nature is sticking to his ribs. “Really? After all this time as your friend, you only see me as a customer?? Tut-tut... & here I was, thinking I was allowed to simply-” Pause. His voice has cracked. His weight shifts, his chest heaves. His tone is changing, lowering. He can’t keep pretending. “... To simply check in on you. How... are you?” Ghastly. If only Skulduggery had been smarter. Maybe you wouldn’t have needed to suffer.
this week is beating me to a pulp
HEY SO I had a semi-worrysome medical thing happen last night that is TOTALLY OKAY NOW, but really stressed me out all day, but then I was actually okay so I played a drinking game to celebrate & may have gotten fairly tipsy, so I am honestly completely fried from doing anything whatsoever. Not at all how I planned the day out, but. It is what it is. I am planning on making myself a new promo tomorrow & replying to threads/starters/inbox as well! Please feel free to tag me in starters or send Skug stuff through the inbox at this time <3 Thanks, guys!
Thank you all for the very warm welcome back today! I’m still trying to decide how to clean this blog up (considering it was made in 2014, it has a LOT of disorganization & old stuff) & rearrange aesthetics so it’s a big nicer, but I feel like Skul is settling back into his place & enjoying being back. I know I’m really enjoying writing him again! With that being said, I will be making posts through the week as I update & change around pages- This will probably include fancying Skul’s verses & about pages, as well as (most importantly) updating the rules & regulations to suit me better. Do keep an eye out for these, as they will probably include new rules on interacting, refined verses, etc. In addition, I wanted to thank people for kicking threads off with me again! The starters I didn’t get the chance to reply to yet- I will get to them on Sunday! I had rehearsal tonight & then I have work really early + other obligations tomorrow, so I probably won’t have the chance to dip in until after. Currently, my inbox is going to remain open to BOTH MUTUALS & NON MUTUALS-- feel free to message Skug anything at all! In addition, I am welcome & accepting any starter tossed at me at this moment, again regardless if we are mutuals or not; I want to give Skul a little more room to stretch & get his legs again, & there’s no better way than to just toss him in it. Again, I will get to these things by or around Sunday. Thanks, you guys!! I’m so excited to be back on this blog, & I’m so glad to be with you all again!
@metuere· // SPIRIT
“You don’t have to treat me like I’m stupid. Do I look stupid?”
She doesn’t have any business asking questions she won’t like the answer to, but, well. Here we go.
Spirit cocks her head, continuously convinced and unconvinced by the get-up before her. Sometimes, the man moves like she should be able to hear his heartbeat (even though she knows) she can’t, even though it mostly sounds like she’s speaking with someone mostly dead. And what does that mean, anyways? She tries to see light under the sunglasses, skin under the hat. No luck. He, somehow, has this ridiculous costume down to a science.
“I hear a lot of particular things, and a lot of particular voices.” She looks at Skulduggery particularly. If she believed he was a police officer, she tells herself she wouldn’t be so pleasant. Instead, there’s nothing else to be but curious.
“Do you mean the poor woman by the creek? Please. Banshee sounds very—insulting.”
“Is that an answer you really want?” His head tilts, cocks to the side, snark biting at the edges of his tone, licking against teeth hidden, tucked behind cloth. “I don’t like to insult young girls, after all.” A single hand, removed from his pocket, instinctively tugging the scarf up, higher over his face, (unnerved, slightly) by this young woman’s gaze, as if she’s staring into him, as if she’s suspicious. If there’s any god, he’s praying to them that his sunglasses don’t slip down & give him away. He’ll have to be sneaky about his magic usage to keep them in place- & try not to suffocate himself on the air while he was at it. “Don’t we all?” It’s a curious statement she’s made, but he brushes it off, tries to make a joke of it, allows his voice to lilt with a chuckle. “Plenty of odd people about here. Like I said, drunks--” Pause. His body grows terribly still, again. He does not breath. He does not twitch. Banshee. She said it, not him. Both hands, removed from his pockets, setting upon the bones of his hips, his weight shifting from one foot to the next. He can’t help tossing a glance over his shoulder, (as if he was afraid someone was listening in.) Finally, he speaks. There’s a sound of the man, the Skeleton, clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, his gaze turning back, directly, unwaveringly, to the girl. His sunglasses remain, cold, dark, (empty.) One may be able to see the lack of eyes behind them if they looked close enough. “Aye, I mean the poor woman by the creek. She’s causing a fair bit of trouble & it’s my job to get her out of here before she hurts anyone... anyone else, that is. So have seen her? You been staying away? She’s awfully dangerous.”
You're looking slim.
Ah. Of course. Diversion. Young mortals were always like this. Gloved hands shove down, down into pockets of pinstriped pants, (impeccably fit, but still, strange & hanging, as if the man underneath wasn’t all quite there,) as if he were skin & bones... an assumption half true. His head is lolling back, momentarily, as if he were rolling his eyes, an action... hidden, behind the tight-wrapped scarf & the great big sunglasses, & the frizzy, puffy, unnatural hair that sticks out in a mop-like mess from beneath his wide brimmed hat. A sight for any eyes, this man who claimed himself a detective, who called himself Inspector Me, trying (though not very well) to hide the nature of his investigation. No mortals needed to know the presence of the corpse down the road, nor the Banshee, nor the ritual that needed set up to banish said angry Fae. If they did find out, it was more trouble than it was worth. He hated having to admit a slip up. “Oh, goodie, I happen to be on a diet. Whoopie, hoo-rah, it’s working as planned. ....Anyway,” His voice, Irish velvet, is muffled behind the scarf, (annoyed,) but strong nonetheless. Skulduggery pauses, & there’s a sound like someone drawing in air- his ribs do not expand. His body remains deathly still. “As I was saying, have you seen any strange people or things around here lately? Heard anything in particular? Perhaps a screaming woman? I assure you, all part of an ongoing investigation- It’s, erm.... well, it’s the drunks, you know. They like to pretend they’re wolves. Don’t need ‘em howling & waking the whole neighborhood up.”
@metuere
'What's going on?' ~ Abberline
Oh great, a passer by- (Why couldn’t the Sanctuary manage to hire competent guards when it came to guarding important & highly confidential magical cases?) Lithe figure groans as he raises himself up from his kneeling position next to the corpse, (all mangled & bloody on the road), As left hand pulls glove back over the exposed bones of his right, as blank, bare, bleach-white skull turns to face his counterpart. Fuck. This was going to be a handful. Oh well. He can just call a sensitive later. “-- No need to worry,” He calls, raising a hand, waving it in dismissal. His voice is strong, (carries across, over the whipping wind) that blows up dirt & bends the trees, & yet doesn’t seem to tear at his coat or pull his hat from his bare skull,(magic in broad daylight.) “Just early preparations for a haunted house. You know, ‘tis the season & all.”
“you’re a sight for sore eyes.” ( G H A S )
“G h a s t l y !” Irish velvet springs from ivory-white teeth, a grin split open into what could’ve been a smile, had the skeleton had lips, (& though sockets remain dark & empty,) it is the excitement in the Skeleton’s tone, & the lilting skip to his step that seems to say (his eyes would’ve been sparkling.) He’s stepping forward, arms entangling around this old, (good) friend, one hand finding bicep, the other reaching to pat his counterpart’s very large (very muscular) back. He holds, for a minute, (cherishes this moment between friends, brothers,) Before pulling back, both hands grasping after the Tailor’s arms, taking him in. “Good Lord, Ghastly, It’s been ages-- Look at you! You’re- Well, you’re looking quite well, aren’t you? In fact, between the two of us, I’d say you’re looking better off than I am.” His skull tilts, (a wink.) He missed this. He missed Ghastly.
"I've missed you so much." (have some FEELS)
The expression upon waxy features is, for a moment, impassive, (a distant, steady, unchanging thing,) that settles within glassy, dark eyes, & gathers like a storm cloud upon the countenance of the detective. There is a long pause, as gloved hands flex at his sides, (balling into fists, stretching back out,) as if he carries great anxiety, or worry, as if he’s trying to shake it all off. “Niamh,” His voice leaks from him, wavering, lacking any of the confidence it usually did. Skulduggery, at a loss for words. A rare occasion. The facade’s lips purse, as it feigns a (swallow.) Nervous. He's seeming to break. “I-- You look lovely,” Good god, what a fool. “I. I’ve missed you terribly. How have you been? I- I did not think I’d see you again.”
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