Chill The Fuck Out and Cut Twenty Minutes

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

colorblind pride flag just dropped

The Golden Girls – 5.26: The Presidents Coming! The Presidents Coming!

hey jason isaacs what the fuck

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

@hypermess There is absolutely no way

…oh my god

…the original

Oh my god

THE ORGINAL???!!! THIS HAPPEND ON TUMBLRR?????!?!?!??! OMFGGG?!?!?!??!?!

miku binder jefferson my beloved🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

THE VERY ONE???

OH MY GOD I’M SHAKING I CAN’T BELIEVE I’VE FOUND IT ON MY DASH 😭😭😭

I FOUND IT

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

S05E22 The Gift Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE