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you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

im dead.

update i made it through fully remade @imlostinthephotos followed recents reblogged for my aesthetic blog followed users that start with a made a replacement for all the anime and shitposts still all this other shit to do (most of its being done on my phone too)

the content found on this blog has now moved to @lostmeinspace

mutuals pls follow me

update i made it through fully remade @imlostinthephotos followed recents reblogged for my aesthetic blog followed users that start with a made a replacement for all the anime and shitposts still all this other shit to do (most of its being done on my phone too)

me @ myself: wtf girl??!!!!! why r u sharing this online !!!?! Shut Up !!!!!!!

THIS ONE IS TOO MUCH

if ur nice to me then I’mma be nice to you. simple shit really

self care: deleting people you don’t fuck with anymore off all social media

When buying shampoo, always remember the four genders: Male, Female, Expensive, and Dandruff.

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)