Just gave birth to the most precious baby boy. I still feel good.
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Anonymous asked:
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman
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person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
forgive me father for i have grinned
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Source: twitter.com
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knowyournewmeme
sorry all.. still coming down from the intense full body orgasm that was National Microwave Day
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puppygirl-hornyposting2
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Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."
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top 5 scariest things to do
- phone call
- driving
- have a job
- not have a job
whats the 5th one????????
too scary and i wont be saying it
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Anonymous asked:
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
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EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!