meme dream team

Canonically Lucifer is only into married women huh

Mans was predestined to fall from grace bro

He likes his women like he likes his fruit - forbidden

AINT NO WAY SBBSHSHSHS

I don't remember where I got this from, but I saw someone also do this with it

On the one hand, replacing customer service with AI is a fucking awful thing.

On the other hand, this is inevitably going to be embarrassing for the companies doing it so it's also very funny.

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you

When adopting a dog it’s like. You gotta prep for that. You prep for like a month to get this dog. Meanwhile you’re wearing your pajamas to petsmart at 6am because a cat just showed up at your house uninvited and won’t leave

I don't like that kibble. Get me a different kibble.

the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

I once had a coworker who complained about a previous job where they’d had a union. Their complaint? “People would just do their jobs, and then go home. And they’d still get raises and promotions. People would get rewarded for just doing their jobs!”

This person’s dedication to overwork ended up destroying their marriage, then their mental health, and finally their career a couple years later. Even the big and strong ones who don’t think they need breaks need them. They just won’t find out until it’s too late.

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

I need a little help here

me decoding and reading the message

AI defenders will make it seem as if art is this gatekept pastime that only the most elite can partake in and they’re making it possible for the “normies” to create meanwhile one of the most memorable pieces of recent art I’ve ever seen is “My son’s drawing of safe”