me and strawberry lemonade svedka

me with patron silver tbh

tbh strawberitas

Smirnoff raspberry vodka 🤢

Memories

if you’re never getting over swan queen and you know it clap your hands

(clap clap)

Enter the year you were born on the gif area and post what you get.

Fuck. I feel old

it all makes sense.

Man that’s fucking lame

Gal Gadot © Marian Sell // Vogue Russia

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

This is amazing

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

Some People Know How To Break All The Rules.

Chaotic Good Dogs!

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

How lit is this lol

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.