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i'm on fire but i'm trying not to show it

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Melissa. 30s.
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Star Trek starship design

Federation: everything has to have a saucer or else Archer’s ghost gets mad

Klingon: if it doesn’t have pointy bits and an impractically long neck what are you even doing with your life

Romulan: just make it a fuckin bird

Borg: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN IT’S BASIC GEOMETRY TIME

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Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

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