late nights in the old arcade

they call me George on account of my W Bush

SKEET ULRICH as BILLY LOOMIS SCREAM (1996) dir. WES CRAVEN

remember all those people who were always going "noo! don't ne mean to the cute doggo! the little pupper!"?

...yeah... we were telling you.

girlhood is a spectrum

'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' outfits for The Eras Tour!

"no no, its not that i dont like skyler, its just that she doesnt really stand out, she didnt have any iconic moments like the other characters" no iconic moments?? from skyler white?? running out into the street and falling to her knees in screaming anguish after walt kidnaps holly?? "shut up shut up SHUT UP"?? pretending to be a braindead ditz secretary in front of the IRS auditor?? "someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family"?? not budging at all on the car wash deal?? "i fucked ted"?? walking into the pool to drown herself?? "do NOT. sell marijuana to my husband"?????????????

So Long, London & lyric parallels

part 1 | part 2

So talented

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast