FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

hey look up "[your birth month(in numbers not words)][your birth day] pokemon". if it's over 1025 remove the last digit. that's you as a pokemon now what did you get

So I have to do a massive project on a website of my choosing, and so I chose Tumblr. Little did I know, I would have to collect data and now I have to rely on you people to help me get a good grade. This was a mistake.

Pretty please take this 10 question survey for me its a link to a survey I made in survey monkey, all your answers are anonymous

I have a question I need asked:

And please, if you want to, type in the tags or replies if reading numbers is important to mentally understand what time it is OR if seeing a "picture" of the time is required to mentally understand what time it is (i'm hoping this makes sense)

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

ok do this and tell me how much u got

please reblog this so it escapes containment cause like half my followers are jewish lol

aight, I'll prolly... nay definitely get hate from y'all Whovians, but.. I just got done watching "Blink" and there's this bit where the Doctor says about the Weeping Angels that:

They say that you can't kill a stone... but you very much can kill a stone, though? More like, you can very much destroy a stone! Just take a sledgehammer to them, and have at it, while your buddy/ies stands a safe distance away to look at them. And since those angels have no choice but to turn to stone when someone is looking at them then... tja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or go the SG route and slap some good ol' C4 onto 'em, that SG teams seem carry around like a pack of gum while your team mates give those Angels a good hard look... aight yeah... the second you hit the detonator and everything goes boom might be a problem, since looking directly into an explosion might not be the wisest choice you could make for your eyes' health.... unless you're weating shades... but you'd defo blink as reflex when everything goes boom, tho, and idk if that would be enough time for those stone cold assassins to get the C4 off their backs... no hold on if you plant the C4 right in the middle of their backs then they're fucked...

also... hold on: "[...]The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock. [...]"

just how tf where they moving at all then??? Earth is teeming with living creatures, and that garden aorund that run down house is no different, there's defo a shitton of creatures scurrying around, form mice, to rats, to birds, to insects of all sorts and so on... all being able to see! There's defo at least two dozen set of eyes across all species that was looking at them constantly.... JUST HOW TF WHERE THEY EVEN MOVING THEN???!

Try not to apply logic to Who - it's easier on the brain.

“finally caught the dudes that live on the farm!! i think the vegetables turn into em!!”

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obsessed with this silly tiger

rb for sample size etc etc !! <3

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.

if anyone wants to see when they signed up for tumblr, visit the above post. it displays your registration timestamp when you view the post itself, but when you reblog it, it’ll copy that timestamp.

that blog is a little bit of chaotic tumblr magic i built for april fools a long time ago.

i consider this a sort of spell circle tbh

i'm curious

you can check which movie it was here!

pls reblog and put in the tags which movie it was :)

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