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A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

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posingasme

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

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wombatking

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

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Thousands got out today in airports to protest against Trump’s Muslim Ban singing “This Land is Your Land.” and a Federal judge has been able to block the Muslim Ban but it’s only a temporary fix so pls if you’re american Call your member of Congress and demand they overturn the ban for good! if you can’t or aren’t american but able financially pls donate to the ACLU.

To everyone who is protesting at airports: you are heroes. To everyone currently detained: you are loved.

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greggaraki

can we please bring body glitter back in 2017. we already have enough to deal with in 2016 but 2017 is the year we need to fully commit ourselves to glitter and all things that sparkle. who is with me.

i hope you all realize that reblogging this is a binding spiritual contract and i expect follow through

You can make your own body glitter incredibly easily.  You’ll need:

  • Pure aloe vera gel. I get a big ol tub off of ebay for like a fiver, keeps me going for a nice long time.
  • Some small clean jars to put yer goop in. I get a big batch of clear screwtop plastic storage jars off ebay for a quid and make glitter gel gifts for friends. Keeping the goop size small means you use it up fast before it dries out.
  • An assload of glitter. Again, ebay has this in many different sizes and colours, which is what you want.  I also get mine from facepaint-uk.com, which is my favourite shop in the world probably. make sure to get a variety of sizes, colours, and shapes: that looks best tbh. If you can get it in ziplock baggies as opposed to like jars and shit then it saves you money on pointless packaging because who cares

HOW:

  1. Take jar. Shoof a buncha glitter in the jar. Not enough to fill it, fill it like a quarter of the way with a mix of glitters.  I usually fill it a third of the way because I like my glitter gel to be excruciatingly glittery
  2. Squirt some aloe gel on top to fill the jar half way. Stir carefully until a gritty paste is formed. nice
  3. Add a bit more aloe and stir again. Keep adding gel a bit at a time until a smooth glitter gel is formed.
  4. Put the lid on and marvel at your creation! Well done. Now wear it all the time. I wear mine to work habitually. It might dry out if you don’t screw the lid on well - but it can be rehydrated with a few drops of water and a good mix. I tend to tear through mine pretty fast though.

Let the contract be bled on and wrought.

For those of you who want to make your own glitter gel, this is a very good tutorial.

(Listen closely: you can hear @peteventers muttering “nooooo not glitter.”)

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sixpenceee

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

As one of my favorite professors says “in a society of saints, everyone is a sinner”

Damn I could have told you this. Just come live at my house where none of the kids do drugs, sneak out, got pregnant but we’re still bad children for suffering from mental illnesses and not washing dishes right away

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sixpenceee

You probably think this is a no brainer.

DUH people will swim faster in water, because syrup is thick. But the real answer is SUPER SURPRISING. 

Science put things to the test to this “simple” question. 

Sixteen volunteers took turns swimming in water and then a syrupy mixture.

Their times were thoroughly compared and, there was no difference between the speeds in the water versus the syrup. How can that be?

The explanation seems to lie in the fact that, while syrup does provide more resistance for the swimmers to overcome, it also helps them generate more forward momentum by pushing against the thicker liquid. 

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superlinc

I just like the fact that someone had to fill up a pool with syrup. 

I would get so turned on if this happened to me.

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pt. 1 of a series entitled “I thought you said you liked long hair…”

women in our society grow up believing that body hair is unnatural, and that the removal of hair is a ritualistic practice to be done as often as possible. we see ads for shaving creams featuring long, lean, hairless legs being caressed by a man. we see hairy women being automatically labeled as man hating feminists or as being unkempt, dirty, and lazy. we want women to look like girls; hairless, fresh, clean, and new. we’re scared of aging, of growth, of change, and so we shave, and we wax, and we pluck. body hair makes society cringe, and so we put in the work. 

In “I thought you said you liked long hair…” I attempt to address the problematic ways in which society views hair. Long hair is the ideal, but only if it’s in the right place. So to the countless men who have told me that they prefer women with long hair, you’re getting what you’ve asked for.

© Patricia Ann Alvarado 

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sixpenceee

Krampus

As a tool to encourage good behavior in children, Santa serves as the carrot, and Krampus is the stick. Krampus is the evil demon anti-Santa, or maybe his evil twin. Krampus Night is celebrated on December 5, the eve of St. Nicholas Day in Austria and other parts of Europe. Public celebrations that night have many Krampuses walking the streets, looking for people to beat. Krampus may look like a devil, or like a wild alpine beast.

Jólakötturinn

Jólakötturinn is the Icelandic Yule Cat or Christmas Cat. He is not a nice cat. In fact, he might eat you. This character is tied to an Icelandic tradition in which those who finished all their work on time received new clothes for Christmas, while those who were lazy did not (although this is mainly a threat). To encourage children to work hard, parents told the tale of the Yule Cat, saying that Jólakötturinn could tell who the lazy children were because they did not have at least one new item of clothing for Christmas—and these children would be sacrificed to the Yule Cat.

Frau Perchta

Tales told in Germany and Austria sometimes feature a witch named Frau Perchta who hands out both rewards and punishments during the 12 days of Christmas (December 25 through Epiphany on January 6). She is best known for her gruesome punishment of the sinful: She will rip out your internal organs and replace them with garbage. The ugly image of Perchta may show up Christmas processions in Austria, somewhat like Krampus.

Hans Trapp

Hans Trapp is another “anti-Santa” who hands out punishment to bad children in the Alsace and Lorraine regions of France. The legend says that Trapp was a real man, a rich, greedy, and evil man, who worshiped Satan and was excommunicated from the Catholic Church. He was exiled into the forest where he preyed upon children, disguised as a scarecrow with straw jutting out from his clothing. He was about to eat one boy he captured when he was struck by lightning and killed—a punishment of his own from God. Still, he visits young children before Christmas, dressed as a scarecrow, to scare them into good behavior.

Yule Lads

The Jólasveinar, or Yule Lads, are 13 Icelandic trolls, who each have a name and distinct personality. In ancient times, they stole things and caused trouble around Christmastime, so they were used to scare children into behaving, like the Yule Cat. However, the 20th century brought tales of the benevolent Norwegian figure Julenisse (Santa Claus), who brought gifts to good children. The traditions became mingled, until the formerly devilish Jólasveinar became kind enough to leave gifts in shoes that children leave out … if they are good boys and girls. 

Grýla

All the Yule Lads answer to Grýla, their mother. She predates the Yule Lads in Icelandic legend as the ogress who kidnaps, cooks, and eats children who don’t obey their parents. She only became associated with Christmas in the 17th century, when she was assigned to be the mother of the Yule Lads. According to legend, Grýla had three different husbands and 72 children, all who caused trouble ranging from harmless mischief to murder.

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Do you think that Telltale should make your choices really matter ? Like how they made you choose Jane or Kenny. When the one you choose dies anyway in season 3

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This has been Telltale games since forever. In fact, most choice based games are this way. It’s incredibly complex and difficult to tell a good story with player choice in the mix. It either ends up being a mess or not compelling but people FEEL like their choices matter which makes it seem like more than it is. Life Is Strange did a lot of this too, where big decisions happened but in the end it made almost no difference except for a few instances like the very end. 

This is why I love Undertale so much. It weaves that choice based concept into its gameplay without telling you “HEY THIS IS A HUGE CHOICE!”. You can kill very key and major characters in the game early on and the rest of the game plays out as such with some interactions changing to cope with it. It also knows the medium its in VERY well and uses it to its advantage and in some ways, to change the gameplay (the save feature being one example). It does all that without shoving it down your throat either but then again it’s a very different type of game where as the ones above are more visual novel/TV show based. 

All in all, telling a great story in a game is already very hard to do because of how the medium works and then becomes exponentially harder when you try to let the player make very big game changing decisions. It’s just a shame that the tricks are way more obvious now in Telltale games because of how many of their series we’ve gotten. That being said, I still bloody love playing them and seeing the stories they create :D

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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