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hes still figuring this “texting” thing out..

gale-fuckers be like i want this man carnally 😩 followed by

(it's me i'm gale-fuckers)

gale :)

STICKER ○ jacket behind the scenes

i know that the word "recess" probably means something different in the adult world but its still very funny to see the headline "congress takes a recess in the middle of covid relief discussion"

you guys have to stop being funnier than me on my own posts or else im gonna be out of a job

Best parts of Star Wars are when an alien or a robot or something makes a couple random noises and a person is very genuinely like “yes that’s it exactly thank you”

poggers sounds like something finn and jake could have said

It’s a

It’s a f

A fr

so glad we’re bringing back 2012 tumblr, i missed logging on and within five minutes seeing +99 on the homepage and feeling like each refresh was a bat to the fucking skull

If you're celebrating Biden's win, consider celebrating by donating to a bail fund, planned parenthood, or the Navajo Water project.

Your action to help the marginalized shouldnt end at presidential candidates and voting.

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

i miss it. 

there was a sense of random danger that I loved

The thrill of the scroll.

The secret fear of not being able to open tumblr on your phone in class because god knows someone might look over and see random porn on your dash

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard