Really shouldn't have done that

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call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!

Good books can make you homesick for places you have never been.

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

I scrolled past this for about three beats before the punchline caught up to me and tackled me to the ground

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

reblog if fanfic writing has been a source of happiness for you and has helped with your mental health

SIMONE ASHLEY promo videos for Bridgerton S2 | S3

thinking about ideas of ownership and dracula's castle. When does something become a threshold Dracula has to ask permission to cross? whose rules? i believe in squatter's rights i believe they should count... if dracula kidnapped me to his castle i would simply move into an abandonned wing and put up cardboard "this building has been SQUATTED" signs while he was out. maybe spraypaint a charming little anarchist A on the parapet while i'm at it. man comes home and has to ask permission to enter his own building part of which has lain empty for so long it started counting as abandonned property during a housing crisis (irresponsible). i say no.

it would literally be fine. During the day i'd go into other parts of the castle to steal antiques. at sunset i lock my doors and windows and put dracula furniture up for auction on catawiki while dracula and his brides pound on my door in anger. I'm not coming out. Im starting a small business.

like what is he going to do? call the police??? please. the locals hate you it's not happening. I live here now.

I just feel like if someone intends to steal my blood i should get to steal his everything else. it's only fair. oh you don't want me to sell your meemaw's medieval cabinet? whatever. cry about it. I'm the better parasite here survival of the fittest. shouldn't have invited me then. funny how bad that mistake feels isn't it. Do you think there might be anyone who regrets inviting you perhaps? hm. Is that statue roman, what do you think. sorry i can't really hear you through the door

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

i’m sexting a maiden the next realm over, i wrote 5 scrolls of chivalric verse for her, it took my paige three days riding to deliver and three days to return and all she says is “and then what tehe” this fucking sucks

I WANNA CARE! I wanna care and say yes you’re my friend I love you. When did being chill become the way to be normal! FUCK APATHY! I love you! I Care so much and I want to show it without being the weird one! Love fiercely! Tell me about it, give me every unhinged thought about the thing you love!

Important Milestone

The song about how nobody likes you when you're 23 turns 23 today

I really don't like this song all of a sudden