Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

I guess you really can “ball too hard”

legend

she did #that

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

yo

the 3 people that always like and reblog your posts

I don’t understand this but I understand it

Wow thanks to whoever compiled these

@doctormycroftcastiel you

When Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates, he laughed in their faces, raised the ransom, and sent his men to collect enough silver to pay it. While he waited, he won them over (despite treating them as minions) and gained so much trust that they didn’t believe it when he said he’d come back to kill them all. He later captured them, got his silver back, cut their throats, and had them crucified. Source

FACTS LMAO

Bye this is too real.

Nevaaaaaaa

YES

so why the fuck do we shame poor people for giving themselves little luxuries like starbucks and second-hand designer purses but nobody says a damn thing about rich people wasting extravagant amounts of money on gold-plated toilet seats and shit?? if you have so much extra fucking money that you’re spending it on a third sports car you may as well donate it to someone who really needs it. why the FUCK does society try to shame poor people for not wanting to be miserable all the time but turns a blind eye to rich fucks squandering huge amounts of money on useless shit. why. 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Definitely. I think it’s morally wrong to spend exorbitant amounts of money on unnecessary crap when there are people starving in your city.

turning up at a party with your cool friend