And if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.

[Image description: Six (6) gifs of a scene from the music video “New Rules” by Dua Lipa, where she sings and smiles with her friends. The captions read, “One: don’t pick up the phone, / you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone. / Two: Don’t let him in, / you’ll have to kick him out again. / Three: Don’t be his friend, / you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning.”]

Just tell me how these families are going to celebrate Eid this year? My heart aches for every single one. Pray for Iraq , Pray for Bangladesh and pray for Turkey. Pray for the rest of the world.

Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

me, meeting any girl ever: ok so are you…., like do u maybe,….how do u feel about…..are boys ur….do you….might u b gay>??????

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

if he cant javelin toss you through a closed window hes a twig

call out post to Nasa

why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right underneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared

swear to god the last comment is me

Selena Gomez – Grazia France Magazine (October 2015)

dont let your white friends convince u to fuck with spirits this halloween

Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #137 (via londonfromparis)

Let me tell you a thing or two about hurricane Patricia

Okay you guys must not even heard about this hurricane about to hit Mexico but if you have you might be thinking “oh well it’s not that bad”

Let me start with this: 

you see the one on the left? that’s Katrina. I’m also pretty sure we all know how that turned out.

see the one on the right? Well that’s Patricia. And I have front seat tickets to live that shit.

you see that white/gray thing? well my city is under that. My whole state disspaeared under that big ass cloud.

This is the biggest storm ever on the history of earth. 

We are under lockdown. They are sending us to shelters. The rain is getting harder and not even the government wants to tell us how bad it is. 

I have family living right by the shore and they still think that it’s not that bad but now I know that I might not see them ever again.

I’m not asking you to pray or to send help but I just wanted everyone to know how bad things are. And I don’t care if this is just a shout into the void I just felt like this needed to be said because I see that no one cares. You might think that it’s not your country so it’s not your problem but oh man how wrong can someone be. A lot of people are going to die today. Maybe my family or even me but I just need people to care. This is not about fandoms but it’s about people, and I think that’s even more important than which ship is the best.