Cute Face, Chubby Waist.

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(Threat)

she will be famous forever

my aura is heart shaped

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

No Brussels sprouts are STILL disgusting. Don’t care how you cook them or with what seasonings. Those hoes belong in the trash

Corn dog thief. She knows what she did.

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops