secured a date on thursday, pls clap. this one seems promising on paper, but there's no way of knowing whether there's actually any chemistry until u meet up. but we seem to be looking for the same things and i'm attracted to his photos, but i'll need to get the real tea in the flesh
me as a therapist
impulse purchased this strapless jockstrap and they're so cunty i can't wait to get fucked in them. it's basically a pouch at the front attached to a waistband and nothing in the back. it's the best of both world between a thong and a jock bc i don't like jockstraps bc the straps themselves can sometimes irritate the skin around my groin and also sometimes it frames my cheeks in a weird way. but i love the easy access aspect to it. whereas thongs on the other hand aesthetically look way better but aren't practical for all day usage and also needs to be pulled to the side when he gets to business
the way i’m turning into a circuit queen in my old age
girl i am so random, not me booking a ticket for a random straight oontz oontz club on the other side of town...but it was free and i kinda wanna get out the house but in a financially low risk way so if the night flops it's not that deep
goodnight everyone (:
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Let us know how tight the box is chile 😒
imma have to see how fat the cakes are before deciding if he's worthy for me to bend him over
dude robbie from sean cody is fucking FIT. i just saw him in a new scene and he is definitely beefier now and has a beard and one of the nicest asses i've ever seen. but he topped tho so hate that for me
did yall know the i’m in me mums car vine guy is trans
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You said no happiness for me? None for thee!
i'm such a cuntttttttttt, but in my defence i may have mischaracterised the situation a bit for comedic effect. so here's the REAL tea. i didn't "curve" him, what had happened was we was chatting on tinder a few years ago and if my memory serves the convo just died and i chose not to revive it. subtle distinction. i then later unmatched. we never met in person, but i remember his profile missing key bits of information: his height and bedroom position. having to verbally ask is soooo awkward regardless of his answer that the juice isn't worth the squeeze. also at the time he was clean shaven, but now he has a SEXY ass beard. and if i recall at the time i was trying to be in my POC bag, so putting in all this effort for an unconfirmed white man just wasn't my tea at the time. i am now older and wiser and know better than to let a potential hubby slip through my fingers like that lmaooo. HENNYWAYS cut to maybe like a year ago, i saw his photo (untagged) on the ig for a club night i've been to a few times. and i was like "gag it's whats-his-ass, if i see him on the apps again i won't fumble twice"....but i never saw him on the apps again (i now know that's bc he has a boyfriend) and i forgot about it. then last night i was going through someone's story and in the reposted story there was someone in it so i went to his profile. then from his profile i saw miss mamas right there...tagged. so i click on his profile and i was like should i follow out of the blue??? bc if he doesn't return the follow it's gonna be REALLY embarrassing for me. but against my better judgement i follow him anyway. then on gr*ndr (yes, i redownloaded. tell u about it later, it's not what u thinkkkkk) i saw his ass in the neighbourhood of a club night that's near me and on his gr*ndr profile it says he's in an open relationship. so that's how i clocked that tea...tho still no info on bedroom position interestingly enough. also he's my height, 175. then this morning he follows me back
not my late 20s being my toxic era
guy who i curved a few years ago has a boyfriend now...i'm sick
hang on, they're open...lemme go ruin a home