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aliens lmao

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19|Scotland|Gay™|Dummer🤙🏻
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black-nata

legend has it that if you say “women can’t carry blockbusters” three times in the mirror, sandra bullock and cate blanchett appear outside your window with bubble guns and frame you for robbery

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she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe

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THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COOOOMING ALL ALOOOOOOONG I DIDN’T DO IT SHE DIDN’T DO IT BUT IF I’D DONE IT BUT IF SHE’D DONE IT HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THAT I WAS WROOOOOONG THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COMING THEY HAD IT COOOOMING ALL [THEY TOOK A FLOWER IN ITS PRIIIIIME]ALOOOOOOOOONG I DIDN’T DO IT AND THEN THEY USED IT BUT IF I’D DONE IT BUT IF SHE’D DONE IT HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THAT I WAS WROOOOOONG

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