YOU BETTER STOP

and thats that on that

remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that

tag yourself!!

iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis

milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts

frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers

soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin

lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t

LISTEN, ZAYN HAS APPROACHED THIS Z2 ERA WITH ZERO INHIBITIONS ZERO FUCKS GIVEN

and I think that’s beautiful

Good (Calum Hood smut)

Summary: Calum’s back from tour, but when you misbehave, your night of slow, passionate sex is replaced by something of a darker feel.

Word count: 4k

Warnings: Honestly, this is just really filthy. Includes minor sir kink, insane dirty talk, oral (male receiving), spanking, orgasm denial, fingering (fem receiving) and squirting.

A/N: I got a number of different requests for rougher Calum, so I decided to put them all together and thus this fic was born. I hope you like it! (I did the biggest double take when I edited this bc I’d completely forgotten I’d written in squirting lmao I surprise even myself sometimes hfdjhfdj)

Masterlist | Juicy July 

“Such a pretty thing,” Calum drawled, running his nimble fingers over the curve of your cheek. You felt yourself shiver as his fingertips danced along your face, burning into your skin as you shifted to press further into his touch, needing more- craving more. “Look so sweet, so innocent.” He paused, brown eyes hardening in a way that had you shivering. “If they knew what you were really like, they’d be shocked.”

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luke’s laugh reblog if u agree

this is the best thing in the world

this is one of my favorite things ever !💓

calum is a ddilf (dog dad i’d like to fuck) 

One Direction’s You and I

time is up, the end is just a dream… // woke up in japan

Distractions - Calum Hood Smut

Title: Distractions

Pairing: Calum Hood/Reader

Rating: R (sex and swear words ooooo)

Word Count: 1.6K

Summary: Needy!Y/N and Calum have returned from a long tour and are starting to unwind back home. Now the biggest obstacle is how to get Calum distracted so you can unwind. (ooooo naughty)

A/N: hey y’all! i’m actually writing shit and have been recently so yay for that! please if you liked this, like/reblog and show me some love!!!

MY MASTERLIST

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Pierced

“Silver, black, or aquamarine?”

You glance up from your cell phone at Calum’s question and frown when you notice him staring intently at the display case full of body jewelry. With a sigh, you shove your cell phone into your pocket and cross the small waiting area to join him in front of the desk.

He points at three straight barbells and you frown at the sight of them. “I like that one,” you decide as you point out a lilac circular barbell, “it’s pretty.”

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