Good dads that will make you smile

Goals

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

I LOVE BASEBALL SO MUCH

beautiful

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

Seriously where does everyone find these friends or strolling photographers that catch like 4K quality stunning perfect moment candids and other random photos of them? Is there a hotline I call? A website that pairs me up with someone? Am I just lonely? I need answers because my blurry 1930’s quality selfies just don’t cut it anymore.

The series of faces you make when someones messing with your butthole and you’re trying to figure out if you like it or not.

Laughed waaaay harder than I should have

Omfg stop

There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas. 

One of the biggest keys to surviving your 20’s is Learning how to move on. Move on from old friends, lovers & bad situations.

I am ready to have a billionaire fall in love with me and be his trophy wife. The strong independent woman life has proven to be hard as fuck.

let’s talk about the universe and make out

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

summer

Honestly I buy it

don’t fucking talk to me unless you believe every word of this

What. The. Fuck.