are you hip to my jive?

Whoever he used to be, the guy he is now, I don’t think he’s the kind you save. He’s the kind you stop. I don’t know if I can do that. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014)

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

every time wearing western “cowboy” style clothing becomes fashionable again we don’t bring back western shirts and i think that’s a terrible shame because they’re sexy as fuck

like… gays… imagine how unstoppable we’d be if we all dressed like this more often

THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we’re forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

Immediately what I thought of when I saw this

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

What's next? A gay Frederick the Great? A fat Henry VIII? An asian Genghis Khan?

Ridiculous!

im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

Why did they get put in the Panopticon

thought that was the funniest way to point them out

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

this show makes me feel insane

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous

Ilya Kaminsky, Deaf Republic

Here is a masterlist of every single genocidal statement made by the State of Israel, all appropriately quoted and sourced.

These statements cannot be retracted.

Quote from the Israeli State Minister of Agriculture and Development.

And yet, Zionists will tell you that “This is not a genocide, Hamas are using Palestinians as human shields!”

the first five quotes that showed up for me, and there are 125 more...

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

it occurs to me that being hungry with adhd is basically like being hungry in minecraft