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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!

#may 31th anon#Hello hello hello friends!! How are you!!#I miss you all I miss tumblr I miss drawing these silly men#work was soooo boring today I was really happy that I got to draw John in a baby carrier afterwards (*´︶`*)#what have you been up to??#my job is very boring most of the time unfortunatly!! I want to have a new job a little bit but I also never want to have a job interview#ever again and also I might get a lamp this year (!) I have heard that someone has already printed out the lamp form#are you excited for good omens season 3??#I am!! I have also been watching a lot of x-files#(*´▽｀*) we also have moths in the kitchen#I do not know what they are eating we have been storing all of our food in the fridge since last week but new moths keep coming#yesterday one flew out of the forks and spoon drawer#it's her kitchen now#I also got a mole removed#now instead of the mole I have a scar the exact same size an color of the mole#I have also been working on a longer comic project!! I think it will be ready to be shared this summer and I really hope you will like it#it's about the old dragon bros characters and their life with the princesses (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤#I'm having a lot of fun drawing again!!#I hope you're having fun too#also I had to write an email today and I had to attach a pdf file but it was upside down#I could not fix it#I just hit send
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#sherlock#it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today#a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy#i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard#waiting#how are you doing friends!! C:#I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf#I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine#I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time#and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast#our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried#he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola#we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do#not mention the hole in the floor#have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ )#♥
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

#may 31th anon#hello friends!! (｡’▽’｡)♡ how are you!! I missed you so much!#I'm sorry that once again i have not been posting but I did that thing again where I got scared of posting#I do not know why but it is the same with physical paper diarys#I have 3 diarys and they all have 1 entry#I think one just says 'I am ten'#what have you been up to!! did you do something fun? is it summer too where you live? c:#my tumblr messages seem to be broken! I'm sorry if you wrote something :C it just says 'no new messages' despite also saying new messages#not a lot has happened here! I got a tomato plant and then I got very invested into the tomato plant and I have eaten three tomatos so far (#my roses are also doing well!! I just got a new yellow rose and since she got here she only made orange flowers#I do not know the meaning of that#but I am very thankful! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡ I love it when things are orange!!#I've been trying to buy an orange shirt for the past 2 weeks but they always sell out before I get to them#I'm also thinking about buying a jean jacket#I have not worn a jean jacket for at least 15 years because one time in 7th grade  tthe girl behind me said#that I was wearing a cool jean jacket and I just assumed that this was bullying for no actual reason#but maybe she just thought that it was an acutal cool jean jacket#we'll soon have out 10 year school reunion#maybe I should ask her#is anyone else going to a secret Sherlock phase again#I just want to see that silly little hat again#would sherlock holmes wear a jean jacket#have a nice day everyone!!#see you soon hopefully!!#♡＾▽＾♡
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#selfie bee#me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails#i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade#FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun#this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ#I would also love to learn how to make a handstand#imagine if you could just make yourself upside down#but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either#but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun#it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car#I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact#I wonder how he is doing today#since that moment I think about pheasants a lot#I knew they were real but I had never seen one#just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling#right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet#get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either#I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts#also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad#but I love it
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#selfie bee#to be honest my stage 2 was just drawing the same picture of Helena Bonham Carter everyday#I still have the folder#friends not only did I drive a BIKE recently I also drove a CAR#all on my own!! （*´▽｀*）#It was very scary and I cried a few times but I did it#in the beginning I had to do a few night shifts in a different city and there was to other way to get there and in the end it was fine#I wonder what other things I am scared of are secretly fine#phonecalls? math?? （●´･△･｀）#I am actually avoiding math right this moment#I've decided to learn how to sew a skirt and did you know that sewing is secretly math#I did not know and now the skirt is very short and the living room is covered in yarn and I have not done any actual sewing yet#but I will do it and maybe its just like driving and you just have to cry a little and then it will be fine#the only truly bad thing that happened while driving is that I got into a thunderstorm one time#and it was night and there were 300 trucks going to opposite way#I tried to focus on the Lizzo song on the radio but I was also crying#if you were a truck driver and you saw a woman 2 months a go at night driving a car crying while singing Juice! Juice! (´；д；`)#I'm fine I hope you didn't also cry#have a nice day friends!!#I hope you're doing well!! ♥ :)#I will now go back to the skirt
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disasterhimbo asked:

Are you still active on tumblr?

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YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)

#HELLO FRIENDS#how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#I hope you all had a good summer!!#mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening#suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows#I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral#and then I knew it was time to go back#friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like#it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before#and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧#it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs#this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before#so our chair number is doubled now#the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs#I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this#they should be roaming free#also rode a BIKE#they say you never forget how to ride a bike#but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one#in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me#afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students#I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school#I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes#I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!!#have a nice day :)
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Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

#may 31th anon#drawing john is always such a good time for me :)#you little circular angry man#when you are reading this it is actually may 21th for me#I'm scheduling this post because I currently cannot percieve weekdays for some reason#last week I didn't realize it was my grandpa's birthday!! and when I remembered it was already 8pm and I was so sorry#luckly he didn't mind at all#grandma was not angry either she just said remember when you had croup? I can't believe that you went out and had croup#like when I was a physical baby#I did not go out and got croup recently#but I did have a very fun city trip last week!! I went to Münster! c:#I saw MANY baby ducks#and friends you won't believe it#I was window shopping at those fancy little stores#and there was this one expensive furniture and decor store with all those little vases and candles#and in the middle of all of this#proudly on display#was a BBC SHERLOCK HOLMES mug#I cannot describe what I was feeling in this moment#it felt illegal#but it was a very cute mug#it was probably very expensive but I wish I had bought it!!#but my bag was already full of this little fruit snack I had bought earlier#do you know that melon goes bad very quickly if you carry it around Münster for 6 hours in 25 degrees celcius#I did not#(I still ate it)#have a good day friends <3 :)
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#selfie bee#hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ#I'm very very tired today#I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson!#I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long#and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again#so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁)#my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation#I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now#I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car#all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts#another big news!!#I saw a PHEASANT last week#we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away#I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood#and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well'#but I had never seen one!#I feel like a stronger person now#one that can drive a car#maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#have a wonderful evening friends#<3
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#happy valentines day friends!!#I hope you'll get to see many dogs today ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#god this always end up super crude I do not know how this happens#cw sexual language#is anyone else absolutely conviced that Dobby is green#was he green in the books or is this just something my brain has decided because I want him to be a happy little frog guy#and not a fleshy little man#friends I just saw goats for the first time in 4 years#and they were so good!! TWO of them were BABYS and very very very small (´▽｀;)#they were so small that we could not feed them yet but I got one of them to smell my finger#I feel like a completly new person#I feel stronger I feel healthier I can probably do math!!#the last time I saw goats was so long ago! we were going to this lighthouse#and it was at the bottom of this really steep hill and I for some reason had only packed these sneakers from 8th grade#back in 8th grade they were very good sneakers#Janice from gym class saw them once and said 'these shoes look checked'#i do not know what this means but they have been my only outdoor shoes since then#but they are very old now and very slippery#so going down to this lighthouse was mostly falling and sliding to the lighthouse#and all around the way were these wild goats!!#they just stood there and ate lighthouse grass and had a good time#at first I thought 'oh no goats' when I saw them because they wanted to they could have just thrown me off the cliff#I was defenseless and slippery#but they didn't and I love them ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)♥#one of the goats had a BEARD#there also was a pig that yelled at me#I also love that pig#have a wonderful day friends!! see you soon!!
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#selfie bee#this is a big THANK YOU to all the fanfiction writers out there!! (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ♥#isn't it amazing that there are people out there who just write MORE of your favourite stuff FOR FREE#and making it BETTER#absolutely amazing!!#friends how are you#friends I had the worst possible job interview last week#it was for a traineeship at this TV station on the other end of Germany#so it was a zoom interview#I did not have all the qualitifcations they asked for but I thought 'aw the worst thing they can say is no! c:' so I applied anyway#and they really asked me to do a zoom interview#but they were so mad the whole time#one of the women kept asking me 'If you really want to work for us then why AREN'T you already working for us'#friends I almost got a nosebleed#and then somebody asked 'well what did you like about our programm yesterday'#and I said 'I liked your special about the seals'#because I did like the seals#and they said 'oh so you like SEALS'#I did not know a response#but that was alright because the woman just took out her phone and started talking to someone else#they have not called me back since#but I did get a toe infection the next morning#so I went to the pharmacy and told the pharmacy women 'my toe is infected'#I was very embaressed (｡•́︿•̀｡)#but the woman was very nice and asked if it was a big infection or a small one#so I said 'just a small one!!" and the woman got all sad and said 'oh okay' :(#she was very nice still I hope I did not disappoint her too much#with my barley infected toe#have a nice day friends!! （*´▽｀*）sorry for talking about feet!!
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#harry potter#I hope you are okay with McGonagall and Madame Pomfrey vaping in the school halls#I hope you are also okay with how I drew the vape!#I have never seen a vape up close#how does the smoke get out#is it like a blowdryer and it pumps you up??#that would be very scary#friends how are you!!#I hope you're doing welll c:#friends I HAVE to tell you about what happened last week#so last week I saw I had a missed call on my phone#and I thought 'Yay!! That must be the place where I had this job interview'#you know in that ghost city#so I called back#absolutely sure about who was going to pick up#then someone on the other line is like 'hello?' and I am like Helloooo this is Franzi!! (:#and the other line replies#AND IT IS NOT THE GHOST CITY JOB#IT IS AN ENTIRE DIFFERENT PERSON#and they say 'hey this is the place you applied to would you like an interview'#but I was so in shock about this not being the person I expected I had NOT LISTENED ABOUT WHO THIS WAS#BUT I DID NOT WANT TO ASK#SO I JUST SAID 'HAHA YES SURE'#and she said 'haha yeah let us do a spontaneus online interview you know how it is with this job'#AND I SAID 'YES'#BUT I DIDN'T!!!#AND THEN WE ARRANGED A MIRCOSOFT TEAMS INTERVIEW AND I DID NOT KNOW. I DID NOT KNOW FOR WHAT#I have now googled the number and figured out who it was but friends I had to lay down afterwards#but the people from last month's interview are probably not going to call anymore I think#maybe they were the ghosts all along!! ( ´ ▽ ` )
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#hello friends!! how are you doing! c:#I hope you're having a nice peaceful winter time#with lots of cozy socks :)#I'm really in a christmas mood this year!#from my window I can always see the malfunctioning christmas tree on the other side of the road#most of the time it is just glowing gently but then suddenly it starts blinking dangerously#it is also on top of a roof#I wonder if my uncle will put up his Frosty snowman on his rooftop this year!#he bought the Frosty years ago but never put him up because grandma is against it#maybe he will do it in secret#like he is doing with his new porch grandma is not allowed to know about because he thinks she would be against porches#they live in the same neighborhood and I do not know how much longer we can hide the porch#ooh and I got to see A Christmas Carol again!!#there is this play that comes to my hometown every year and it is so lovely#last year it couldn't come but this year they were back!!#it's always so fun#they did have a new Bob Cratchit who just forgot what happened to Tiny Tim during his monolouge#he was talking about how 'we should all think about Tiny Tim on christmas' and then his brain forgot the rest#he just silently moved his mouth#so Mrs Cratchit said 'because he is dead'#I think he was crying#I felt so bad I also never knew my text when I was in theatre class in high school#I think a big part of why I was in thearte class was because I thought it would be like glee#it was not like glee#but because of glee I was friends with the girl in sports class who also couldn't do a roll forward#A if you ever read this I hope your horse is doing well#I hope you're doing well friends!! :)#<3
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#I'm sorry Hades looks like a red Batman#FRIENDS! MY MOM GOT A DOG#A WHOLE ENTIRE NEW DOG#AND I'M MEETING HER ON CHRISTMAS#FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN SENDING HER PICTURES OF DOGS#YOU KNOW DOGS FROM THE ANIMAL SHELTER#AND LAST WEEK I'VE SEND HER A PICTURE OF A DOG AND SHE SAID 'CUTE'#THEN I GET A PICTURE OF THE SAME DOG AND I ASK 'MOTHER WHAT' AND SHE JUST REPLIED 'GETTING THE DOG'#THEN NO REPLY FOR HOURS#THEN A PICTURE OF THE DOG SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM#I can't wait to put a little bit of cheese on her head#if she lets me#my mother thinks her name should be Lotti which is very cute#I could not convince her to name the dog Gouda#I'm so happy!! I need to get her a christmas present!! C:#this really was a wild past few days#while this was happening I was all alone in a different city for a job interview#I don't know how the interview went but it was a great adventure#I was a bit scared before because I had never slept in a hotel alone or anything but it wasn't bad at all!#the review I read online about the city which just said 'this city made me believe in ghosts' was not true in the end#I only saw a little mouse#being alone in a hotel wasn't that scary either! and it was only a little smelly#but I did forget my hairspray and my hair was everywhere during the interview#hairspray would also be a fun dog name#or Pepsi!!#have a nice day friends :)#thank you for reading!!
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#sherlock#I am once again sorry for making you remember this#hello friends!! how are you!!#I am doing very good there is this bird I have been feeding#I bought this bird seed mix for birds at the grocery store but it only attracts this one hateful bird#they come to the balcony every afternoon and only eat the sunflower seeds#the rest of the seed mix is hatefully thrown on the ground#I love them#friends do you remember that the last time I drew a Sherlock comic it was followed by cursed events#it happened again#so 2 weeks ago I drew this and then I went to bed#and I had this super lively dream that I had found 400 new Sherlock comics on my iPad#but because they were all in Spanish I couldn't read them so I had a panic attack which woke me up#AND MY BACK TOOTH WAS BROKEN#so I called the dentist and HE WAS GONE ON HOLIDAY#so I had to wait a week and when I saw him he only said 'yeah teeth do that sometimes'#and that I really need to wear my mouth guard at night#I said 'but I was wearing my mouth guard' and he said 'hehe sure :)'#and that it was probably caused by eating cereal#I trust him but I feel like it was still a little bit caused by the Sherlock curse#I hope you're having a great autumn day C:#be careful when eating cereal friends!!
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#selfie bee#hello friends!! happy halloween!! C:#I drew this instead of changing my gross bed sheets#how are you doing!#I am very excited about today being halloween even though I am not doing anything really#but I have bought a lot of Ritter Sports Minis in case children come and want candy#it's such a fun day I hope that one day it will be big in Germany too c:#but to celebrate a little we made one of those cool american pies today#I don't know what they are called it's one of those you always see in cartoons with the little criss cross pattern on top#it mostly tastes like butter it was a great sucess C:#also I am having a real job interview in a month!! it is the second round of that job thing I told you about#I am already very scared#I know that in theory I am a whole entire human adult who has a degree#but I also know that I have never finished a Sims 100 baby challenge#I hope they'll understand that my limit is usually at 20 babys#have a nice spooky evening friends!! :)#I think I will eat more cake now#it's filled with cherries!! ٩( ᐛ )و#the cherry tree in my parents garden has been dieing for years since my father chopped it in half#this always ends up happening when he tries to 'trim the plants'#but my mom also never stops him#I think it's because she hopes that he ends up killing the ginkgo she secretly hates#but the tree is just so strong
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