"Guilt is for humans and mortals."

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

with that out of the way:

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

Me watching the fight unfold on my TV.

i hope the anime-only watchers of dunmeshi get why im so completely normal about kabru after episode 17 lmao

🍅 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🍅

god i really thought you people were lying about laios and kabru just for the sake of pretending like there is a gay little thing going on when its questionably textual at best but this shit is for real fascinating. unprecedented. master manipulator kabru playing both sides operating behind six layers of sublimated yaoi to obsessively plot laios' downfall. and on the other side of the coin notable Grade A Grass-Fed Freak laios touden experiencing a completely normal crush on the first pretty man to demonstrate polite interest in his passions and hobbies. i can only imagine laios is gonna be out here milking minotaurs like 'hm. if kabru was here now...i wonder if he would enjoy this too..... that would be nice (:' whilst kabru is pacing a deep furrow in the cobblestones clear on the other side of the dungeon vowing up and down that he will commit to sucking laios' dick meat clean off the bone if it might bring him one step closer to seeing his head on a pike

marcille didn't even BLINK she saw falin transformed into a terrifying chimera with the blood of their allies splattered on her, holding one of their corpses like a sack of potatoes and she went "baby do you recognize me falin please talk to me it's ok guys she's just a little confused" i mean marcille honey i love you but your girlfriend has a milf crushed under her newly acquired dragon claw

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

laios when his party needed more members:

It's SO funny and cathartic to see shuro get the same treatment that girl characters usually get in fandom for getting in the way of gay boy ships, everyone collectively like BOOOO WE HATE THAT GUY 🫵🫵🫵 HES TRYING TO PUSSY BLOCK MARCILLE GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE *THROWING TOMATOES 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅*

Chimera Falin + Monster edit

this line delivery is everything

I love that most of Dungeon Meshi has themes like "Working together is important" and "It's good to reach across cultural divides to find common ground", and then one episode is just like "Don't eat raw fish dipshit"

The moral of the story is: eating a big healthy meal is important, but there are limits. And those limits will make your tummy hurt so so so bad.

by far the funniest mdzs ao3 tag i've come across