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that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

Trust science, not corporate shills.

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

“How are you always so well dressed?”

“Apparently there really was some magic in that old wool hat I found”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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Christine (1983)

I wonder how many people assumed the gif was a CG sequence just because they don’t have a solid mental timeline of when conputer effects actually took off or became that realistic?

steady companionship, washing the dishes, remembering each other's favorite food, mending the little traits and habits that make us insufferable to put up with, a constant affection that is not disturbed by fantastic highs or devastating lows, patience, good humor, a shared commitment to being good to each other. a mountain of happiness built one pebble at a time, every day, for decades.

and bids for attention returned positively at least seventy percent of the time, according to the sociologists.

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec

if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.

I hope this photographer won a prize

Rape culture is a foundational conservative narrative to protect sexist men/boys from consequences.

Mini hawk launched from car. Attacks an unsuspecting invasive species.

Drive-by kestrel!

herohotpink asking the real questions

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