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@azuraai / azuraai.tumblr.com

everything is on a queue. everything.
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ibetitdoes

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. mongoose in the desk drawer, inflatable octopus in the closet, boxing kangaroo attack, magic cowbell. egg.

this is the most weirdly specific post ever it's baffling to me that people are finding ways to apply it to stuff that isn't utena

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

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humbuns

my friend sent me a post of someone’s tier list of twst relationships based on divorceability rate and i just couldn’t get out of my head this whole weekend omg

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just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl

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joetheweird

the masses are uneducated . we must bring back the pokerap

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go-lurk

to be fair bud you could’ve recovered by just being like, oh it’s this cool clown pokemon, and show a picture

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Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.

Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

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