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?Bitch Whëre¿

@zootywootybigbooty / zootywootybigbooty.tumblr.com

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surprisebitch
Anonymous asked:

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

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oni-boyfriend
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ike-loves-men
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australia-official
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marcitlali

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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weedass

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

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skeletonpendeja
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damn-funny

Se atormenta una vecina.

EL DRAMA ES INMINENTE.

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kingscrown666

Some things transcend the barriers of language

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cakejam

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

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so done

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with you and your rude shit

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dulect
Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.
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