hello kitty doesn’t like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that’s that!

the year is 9 AJB (after jennifer’s body)

I have a talent I can cry with the speed of 35tears/per minute

We all died in 2012, and this is hell.

The rumors are true…I do, in fact, wish I was sucking dick right now