if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

This is a real video game. This game got five main line releases, three of which were remade for different systems (twice), two spin-offs, a movie, and around two or three musicals.

I am cross examining a parrot in the court of law.

you’re trying to tell me that neither dash, kwan, the people in the hallway / school building nor in the parking lot saw any of this?

Tonight’s The Night - s02e02

DID JOHN BARROWMAN JUST SLAPPED PRINCE HARRY’S ASS???

YES AND PRINCE HARRY SLAPPED JOHN BARROWMAN’S ASS!!!

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

I had to watch this a few times because I thought she grew twice the size after he pulled out her hair band

yes that’s the only strange thing about this gif

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#shout out to my vagina for not giving anything away

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail. She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia. She’s going places.