our revels now are ended

do you ever get mad when OTHER PEOPLE are stressed or sad? like i'm whatever the evil version of an empath is. stop acting upset around me the emotions are annoying as hell i'm trying to do shit !!!!!!!!! god

middle aged fathers be like

worst insult i've ever gotten

I'm sorry this is one of the funniest tags that's ever been left on one of my posts

why aren’t any world monuments dedicated to horses. there should be more.

i just made this one. maybe we can keep it in the federal reserve next to all the gold so it’s nice and safe :)

I really wish fandom would distinguish more between found family and … y’know, having friends.

Venn diagram that’s overlapping circles of “found family”, “having friends” and “oh no this is a cult”.

back on my kenma poggers agenda 💛🤍👾🖤

Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

The Wizard High Council is asleep! The time to ponder illegal orbs is now!

from this ask polly

“You’re like a working breed of dog that doesn’t have any sheep to herd. Do you know what happens to those dogs? They rip up rugs and chew shoes to tiny shreds, and then pace, and then grow depressed and violent.”

now THAT’S love (based on that scene from the fresh prince of bel air)

I wish tumblr had an evil year in review that told you which user was blocked by the most people, what fandom’s tags were filtered the most, and the top ten posts with the worst notes sections

Mister. Would you like to play a game with me?

Gong Yoo in SQUID GAME | 오징어 게임 (2021)

NATE PLS

HE ACTUALLY DID MAKE IT HIS PROFILE PIC GET OUT OF HERE

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean