Harry Styles photographed by Samuel Bradley for The Guardian Weekend.
2018 we finally gone realize it is okay not to look like an ig baddie at all times or like kylie genital. we are gonna see that these people have the money to afford trainers and surgeons and instead of wasting time wanting to look like them were gonna work on ourselves
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pretty girl: yeah my boyfriend-
me:
god i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth my body was like “ur doing a shot” and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat
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some cute things about football:
• when players score a goal and all the other players come and hug or high five them sometimes give them a kiss on the cheek
• when players score a goal and point at the one that gave them the pass and then hug them or high five them
• when players get emotional over an important title/award/etc.
• when players say they love their team (*claudio bravo voice* EHHHHH AHHHHHHH)
• when players make up their own celebration and stick to it
• when players take selfies together
• when players take selfies together and caption it as ‘my bro’ or something like that
• when players post birthday messages to other players
• when players attend each others birthdays/parties/etc.
• those players who have terrible fashion sense but look super dorky and cute
• when players go on vacation with other players
so yeah what are you supposed to do when you’re at the age where everything you do actually counts for your future but you have 0% of your shit together and are 150% depressed
“I got divorced when I was sixty-four. We had a good run. We were married for 36 years. We’re not enemies. We just outgrew each other. When the kids were in the house, all our focus was on them. But after they left, there just wasn’t any reason to keep doing it. We were just living our own lives—together. Neither of us was all that interested in changing. So what’s the point in staying together? If you talk to most people my age, and they’re really being honest, they’ll tell you that they’re dissatisfied with their partner. But then they’ll shrug their shoulders and say: ‘Where else am I going to go?’ Because most people can’t stand to be alone. My ex-wife and I never had that problem.”
me: i wish someone would talk to me…
someone: sometimes you have to talk to someone first
me: what ? what the fuck ?
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Remember when sehun arrived at the Louis Vuitton fashion show and stole the show and afterwards took a picture with Jaden smith and was announced best dressed man by vogue and then spent his last 3 days in France wearing a cowboy hat
*points at romance* what the HECK is that