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Kai: it's not like I'm going to show up at the club to drag her away from potential suitors like a territorial caveman!!!!
Kai, in the very next chapter, stepping into the club: SURPRISE MOTHERF*KER!
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ā³ The Princess Diaries (2001)
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Cassian [does something stupid]
Nesta: What an absolute fucking idiot.
Nesta: I canāt believe Iād die for him.
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Meanwhile at the House of Wind
Nesta & Cassian: *loudly making out and breaking furniture at 2 am*
āāāāāāāāāāā
Azriel, down the hallway: *scrolling through websites to replace the broken furniture with Rhysandās credit card*
Azriel: I am the backbone of this household.
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because it does have itĀ“s perks that Az is running cool sometimes
(brought to you by me remembering how awfully sick I was a few months ago, and how I wished for something like this. now you do too. youĀ“re welcome.)
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And you will say you had the best of intentions And maybe I will finally learn my lesson ā Foolish One by Taylor Swift
@lgbtqcreators creator challenge | lyrics
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Circus performers (1940s, 1950s)
There's an essay I've never written about the relationship between superheroes in American Comics and costumed performers in American Circuses of the same period, and how the comics characters were the circus performers, and I will probably never get around to writing it. But then I see photos like this and wish I'd written it 30 years ago.
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This 14th century door at Exeter Cathedral, UK, is thought to be the oldest existing cat flap.
A cat was paid a penny each week, to keep down the rats and mice in the north tower, and a cat flap was cut into the door below the astronomical clock to allow the cat to carry out its duties.
Records of payments were entered in the Cathedral archives from 1305 to 1467, the penny a week being enough to buy food to supplement a heavy diet of rodents.
Isaac Newton is often credited as the inventor of the cat flap to the outside world. He was also credited with having made a smaller cat flap next to it for the kittens.
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What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.
Source: userligaya
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This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and itās very much home.
In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears. Ā Nobody can come into that room unless you let them. Ā In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study. Ā You will love and you will heal.
-Captain Awkward, āShould I Move Away From My Abusive Family?ā
When I left the 2nd of my abusive partners, I literally rented a bunk bed from Rent-A-Center, I was that broke. I had no dishes, my clothes were in plastic bins on the floor of my closetā¦
ā¦ and I was free.
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vampireapologist-archive-deacti
drake?
stardustodinson
josh?
vampireapologist
whereās the body of christ?
radioactive-snake
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Wake up babe new fish dropped
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why is this like an infographic about dysphoria
Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?
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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
[I.D. a photo of a small child in a beekeeping suit laying on their stomach in grass with their legs kicked up looking at something on the ground. end I.D.]
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People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish
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Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:
me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?
girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it's just work, work, work.
me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it's relentless. and it's every week! how many mondays can someone go through?
me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I'm calling--
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i'm so tired. i'm soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.
me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D
girl: yeah. but she's sleeping with me. at my house. didn't he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?
me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i'm calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?
girl whispering: what?
me awkwardly: it's...i'm dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.
girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend--I cannot believe--I told you work was relentless. I don't really mean that! I talked about blenders!
me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that's why you're interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?
What a beautiful conversation in ways I can't put into words