This tumblr is ugly,

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Gay men with daddy issues: yes sir I’m your good boy 🥺🥺🙈🥵😫 ruff ruff awooo :3c

Straight men with daddy issues: I am going to manipulate and emotionally poison every person who has the misfortune of getting near me

bwaaaah

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

Constructive Criticism

My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless

I still spend days, weeks every year thinking about how this critique pre-dates the advent of Programming Socks™ and cat-ear headphones, and asking myself, “did the Hacker Aesthetic go from Unfortunate Sweatshirts to Neon Catgirlgender Fantasy because of John Waters? Did he do this???”

Learning about Economics the same way Paladins study dark arts to ward themselves against their vile machinations.

What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

nevermind this rocks

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens