Larry Stylinson

I am YELLING

*a wild new meme that I don’t get appears*

me, not up to date, understanding nothing: I guess I must have that short dick energy, this is very sad, Alison play desperado

one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for being a good person” and tbh i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy

05/29/18 (via safoguets)

I just want everyone to know that every single one of john mulaney’s catholic jokes are 100% true and he has never lied about anything ever

THINGS HE DID: THAT!!!!!!

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

or when they write me a check for $100,000

ANDY SAMBERG, A COMEDIC GENIUS

you: amy dunne overreacted

me: ok but he literally made her move to missouri

Timothée Chalamet as Kyle Scheible in Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig

(180218) sw2018 the best ~from now on~ kyocera dome day ii ☼ koreao gold

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I love her sm tbh.

She did that!!!!!!!

if she wasn’t an icon already…

“Because I hate the motherfucker, how’s that?”

Well, since you asked, I say that is pure gold.

when straight men look at me they should just see a pixellated blur. that’s how the world should work

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*